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# No letting me go in souvenir shops.
Also, can I not get quite as drunk as last time? I want to remember this one in full, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Boo. Shame. No.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# No really, I glare at taxis apparently.
And have drunken babble matches with Fanj. He didn't even say anything, I don't think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# We need a b3ta secretary
to take minutes. Then we can get as drunk as we like, safe in the knowledge that someone else is remembering it for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Who's teetotal?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# JollyJack
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Yeah but would he come?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Hell no
We're too scary and he'd have to stay overnight, which he doesn't do though he sometimes pretends he's considering it ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I'm not scary, I'm bloody lovely.
Aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# A bit of both
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Tish pshaw.
Did I sit on your lap? If I didn't I meant to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# You didn't sit on mine
*pretends to sulk*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I don't remember you sitting on my lap.
Put that on the list for the next bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I didn't sit on any coats
Or have my lap sat upon

Cos I wasn't there
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# We're all a little weird by 'real' world standards
otherwise we wouldn't enjoy this quite so much
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# 'ningles mam!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# 'ning son!
You all good?
I'm trying to get myself enthused to do some prep work for a pretty important meeting tomorrow. Blegh.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# i'm an angry, angry boy at the mo....
whats your meeting about?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# anger management.
I think before I start the next phase for BA I'm sending all my guys on a danger management course. They are all fucking stuntmen in the workplace.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# How come?
What'd they do to you son?!

The meeting is my annual review where I have to evidence not only that i'm doing a job that can't really be evidenced in the ways they specify, but also that I'm 'advancing'...also impossible to evidence effectively.

Everyone knows I do a fucking good job, much to the chagrin of some, and yet I'm stuck being forced to sing my own praises on some dumb paperwork my manager is then duty bound to rip to shreds for the lack of evidence he knows I couldn't provide anyway.

You may be able to guess why I'm finding it hard to build up the enthusiasm...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# what a bunch of 'tards.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# My Mrs
Boring Cow
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Is she any good at shorthand?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# She usually manages to keep her hands to herself
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Tho she can be fun
She drinks for one weekend a year at a hockey festival
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I'm occasionally teetotal because drink generally makes me fall asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I can't say I remember much of it either
First time I met you and a few other regular 'regulars'

I do remember spending a bizarre amount of time sitting on a pile of coats by a table though.
Oh yeah, sorry to anyone who was there and had mysteriously squished things in their coats that night!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# My coat was in that pile.
You stuck a post-it to my breast- I can't remember what it said though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# 'I like this!' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# You're alright
my coat ended up trampled on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)