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# I look, depending on the person judging, my attire and my mood
anywhere from between 19 and 36, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# That's pretty wide open
the age range, I mean.

I'm usually mistaken for being quite a bit younger than I am, probably because of my sunny fucking disposition. But when they hear about the number of kids I've helped spawn, they start to figure me out for the tottering old man I'm fast becoming.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I was about to say...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I got asked for ID a couple of years ago when buying booze
I was 32 for crying out loud!

and also when buying cigs 4 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I always get the older end of the scale
mainly because I never smile and have the withered scowl who has been wracked by fear for centuries.

It doesn't help that I sound like an awful mixture of Stephen Fry and David Niven either.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# :D hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# You know you're not a proper youth
when you are talking to someone and use the word placebo in a sentence and they fail to see what a rock band has to do with anything.

That was when I was 17 as well, god it makes me depressed.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Oh Placebo were baaaaaad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I want to capture you in a big net
and make you sing to me every night as I go to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Any particular reason?
Or are you just an insomniac?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Is that good
...or bad?

Depends how old you are to start with I suppose...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# 23.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
/jim carrey
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I still get IDed and I'm nearly 31.
TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT.

They say. It loses its edge after the billionth time, though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I got IDd for ciggies yesterday.
1. I was wearing a suit.
2. I was carrying car keys (my mum's, but shhh, I still had them)
3. DO I LOOK FUCKING 17?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# VE HAVE TO DO EET SIR
MANY APOLOGY

IS LAW
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# She told me my suit could mean I was in 6th Form.
Now, I went to 6th form just down the road from this Tesco, so I know what all the 6th forms in the area dress like. In my school it was very casual, in the adjoining lads school it was uniform with coloured shirt and in the chav school it was casual.

Never fucking suits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# We wore suits at my sixth form
Mine hung off me like a massive tent, making me look like I was a four foot diametre mound of aggressive muscle.

Stupid body proportions, off the peg shirts still hang off me ridiculously to this day.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# You lucky lucky bugger.
I haven't been asked for ID since I was 30, in San Fransisco. While I sported a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# My point exactly. Number 3, I mean.
How a bloke trundling nicely towards his mid-thirties can take being accused of being a minor as complimentary baffles me somewhat.

It happened to me once when I was buying £80 worth of food. Like. What in the name of fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I usually look younger.
This month I have been looking older.
(And a bit podgier too. I must do exercising)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)