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# :D
I thought this earlier, but I definitely think it now. For a boy you've got good handwriting. Most boys write like their hands are made out of fluff and foreskin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
#
You make really weird generalisations.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Most german girls (that I've met) also have suprisingly large bums.
I mean that in a good way.


And if I wouldn't who would? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# *moves to germany*
but they have large foreheads also?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a large forehead.
Means tasty brains.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I made a font of my handwriting.
I am a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# That is quite prickish.
But it's nice, so meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I write 'a's like you.
^ and like that actually
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# how'd you do that?
i wanna do that?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I can't remember now. It was a while ago. I used an APPLICATION.
It was easy but long winded. I'm sure google will point you to a font making download.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# There used to be a website that did it for you
but it's not free anymore.

You can use FontForge, but you'll need cygwin too if you're running it from Windows.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# wait a minute, that's how i write
oh my god, i must be a boy!!
*checks*
nope, the mimsy/chebs combo is still there. must just have shit handwriting! lucky break, eh? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# No he has good handwriting.
That was my point.

You know when people write with their feet? That's what manwife's handwriting is like.


People tell me mine's hard to read but it's bloody not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# That's good handwriting?
It looks pretty much like mine.

Cursive or GTFO!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Mine's like really rushed copperplate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# that's what mine is like
although my dad describes it as "a pissed spider with ink on its feet running across the page".
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Some people can read mine, most can't.
Usually, the thicker the person the harder time they have. I have elitist handwriting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Is that with biro or fountain pen?
I haven't used a fountain pen in years and I think that combined with using the keyboard has completely eroded my handwriting.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Either
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# New pointless b3ta project
All the b3tans write 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' in their handwriting, then make it into some kind of arts.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I'd do that
but at the moment I can't be arsed.

I do have an A3 scanner I'm going to mess with though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# i would
but that would involve effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Well shirely it would only involve effort
for the person who has to make into something pretty.

Everyone else just writes thirty five letters.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
# thirty five?
that's a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Arf!
You are so like my sister!

She claims to be more intelligent than me based on the fact that her hand writing is more "readable" than mine. What a chuffing retarded statement! From her, not you....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Oooooh no, I wouldn't say that.
My old psychology lecturer was....frighteningly intelligent. Real blistering stuff. And his writing was like a 15 year old girls- rounded print.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I agree with that logic.
My handwriting is terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Years of only ever typing the things I need to write
has rendered my handwriting unfathomable.

For some reason, I can write very neatly and beautifully in block capitals, but anything else gives me terrible cramp after a page or so.

I blame Doctor Dyslexia.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)