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# The side effects
are reposting exactly the same thread over and over again...
[edit] My mate just emailed me from the british museum where he works and apparently Kirsten Dunst is standing right in front of him!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Tell him to
ask her if she knows where the toilets are.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)
# genie
arse
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Tell him to pinch her arse
& then act all innocent
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)
# no, tell
him to start singing danger! danger! high voltage! whilst grinding his crotch into her leg.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:37, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
# erm
that'd work.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Tell him
to ask her to stay where she is.

*grabs coat and runs off to British Museum*
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
# *tires out before reaching office door*
Bugger I'll never be able to run 30-odd miles quick enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)
# *grabs coat and runs to the british museum*
In the real: Sits at computer.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)