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# a number of you wacky b3tans may not be aware of this, but..
if you slowly 'milk' a dog's snout by gently gripping its face and massaging towards the nose, the spittle which gathers at the front of its jowl can be dried into a smokeable resin.
The psychotropic effect is a mild euphoria, but nauseating results can occur if combined with an excess of alcohol.
Just wondering if you knew...
(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Fuck me
sideways with a slow yet firm motion.
You're now re-flipping-posting text posts.
You spoon bending pirate shagger, what's the matter with you!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:28, archived)
# are you implying that
shagging pirates is wrong? :os
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Not unless
you are spoon bender, otherwise it's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)
# i'm a spoon
but i'm not a bender
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)
# No,
but has anyone tried to bend you?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)
# only over my desk
he said i'd get a pay rise, the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Good lord.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)
# it makes more sense
the second time. you should know that of all people.
(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:30, archived)
# You are a twat.
I mean that, please leave us be or I shall get the exorcist in.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)
# they're still
swinging when the lights go out
(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)
# yes cos you told us a few hours ago
now piss off
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:28, archived)
# someone told me that
an hour or so ago.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)
# And I posted this an hour or so ago
but now Furtive has a gun.
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Quick Furtive,
shoot his tyres out!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)
# get
the FUCK DOWN!!!

*bang* *bang*

right, now let's lose the rozzers.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)
# The side effects
are reposting exactly the same thread over and over again...
[edit] My mate just emailed me from the british museum where he works and apparently Kirsten Dunst is standing right in front of him!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Tell him to
ask her if she knows where the toilets are.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)
# genie
arse
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Tell him to pinch her arse
& then act all innocent
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)
# no, tell
him to start singing danger! danger! high voltage! whilst grinding his crotch into her leg.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:37, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
# erm
that'd work.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Tell him
to ask her to stay where she is.

*grabs coat and runs off to British Museum*
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
# *tires out before reaching office door*
Bugger I'll never be able to run 30-odd miles quick enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)
# *grabs coat and runs to the british museum*
In the real: Sits at computer.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)
# i can use it properly now!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)
# um
norman bates
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Now, children.
Which other parts of a dog can you "milk"?
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)