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# Oooh
alright then. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# We had a health fair at school today.
We were forced to go, and talk to people at booths about health stuff. Some woman gave me a pamphlet about abortions, and another woman gave me a paper about abusive relationships. Then I got brochures about preventing HIV/AIDs at tattoo parlors, and Bidis. It was odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Stop tattooing your abusive abortion.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Possibly what Emily was calling you! :)
Was she making a fuss today?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Ech!
xp
Yes. She pointed and laughed at me in the hall. I don't even know why. I just really don't want to go back to school anymore.

Also, I got a Planned Parenthood pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Maybe it was your hair.
I know what that feels like, seriously. Just grin and bear it.
As I said, you'll be out of there soon.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Possibly.
I dunno. I just want to be invisible. (Although I am to everyone but her. Hahah)
Also, this am true. I guess. Only 3 more years.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Just enough time to go clinically insane
Although if you're really on your toes you have it done in two.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Heheh
I should just drop out. It'll be legal for me to do so in one year. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# If you want to cut your losses
and come to terms with your bleak meaningless existence a few years earlier.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahah
Yepp.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Ahhh the stories I could tell you about bleak friendless isolation
*nostalges*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# :]
*listens*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I'm actually quite tempted to gaz you a whole massive depressing run down
I love being overly melodramatic, it's brilliant.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Heheh
go right ahead. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# We had a robot baby in class the other day.
But that's a different story all together.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# We did that!
When we passed it around the class I grabbed it by the ankles and shook it upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
One of the chav kids on in our class punched it in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# pfft
none of you did a glitter?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Ha! No!
I managed to lull it sleep.
I was well chuffed, like.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Toby and Josh wore the pregnancy belt.
And when I handed the baby to Danielle, I'd turned it upright and passed it, holding onto its neck.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hehe!
What, Toby and Josh wore it together?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Well they tried, actually.
But once they realised it wouldn't work they took in turns.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Pfft!
Someone managed to pull the head off it!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# What are you guys talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Mechanical babies.
You cradle them and stuff and they simulate a real baby.
Not very well, but they're expensive and fun to pretend to drop.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Oooh
hahah. So learning to be a parent? They're practically telling you to be chavs. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Well that's also part of the course.
Birth control and when it's sensible to have children.
They don't tell us not to have sex before the legal age, because that's pointless, but they warn us about the potential consequences, as with unprotected sex.
It's a pretty good course.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hahah
Ahh. Sounds like our health course, too. Except we also learn about drugs. And how you 'CAN DIE FROM UNPROTECTED SEX AND DRUGS AND YOU'LL ALL DIE AND GO TO HELL'. According to one of my health teachers.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahah!
A teacher who has left now used to try and convert us to various religions (Religious Education teacher).
Once she had us chanting "I devote my life to the teachings of the lotus" in whatever language it was.
Nam myoho renge kyo
Nam myoho renge kyo
Nam myoho renge kyo
etc.

Another time she bought in a woman preist to ask us who'd been baptised, and she had her try to baptise people.
I refused and was sent outside :S
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hahahah
oh my god! I get in trouble just for not saying the pledge of allegiance. But my HomebaseA teacher is a fucktard anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahah
what!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)