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# Are you actually REALLY coming to the London meet?
This is excellent. I shall have to give you a massive hug.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# yup
just got to wait till april to put my work holidays in and buy me a train/plane ticket
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# can you smuggle me in your luggage?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Sure thing
you coming down too? I'll grab the train with you me old china' plate

*Tips hat and lets go of towel to reveal nudiness*

/just out the shower blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I'll not be going I'm afraid
*monocle falls out at nakedness*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# This is ACE.
You gonna marry me then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I thought you were mine :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I thought you were scared of vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I'd make an exception for you,
as long as you don't mind a man who whimpers during sex.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# isn't that what all women want?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Brill, you as well then.
And no.

All my harem shall whimper at some point, I'm sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# hooray!
*fetches ball and chain*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Of course, you better bring a viel and a Chuppah
I'll grab a glass on the way down out of tesco, only the finest will do

*99p tesco value glass set yay*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# EXCELLENT.
Marrying a Scot, finally all my dreams are coming true.

You have to promise to say aggressive things to me from then on though, you'll be useless otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'll even start to drink Tennents and throw plates at walls
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *moistens*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *mops up*
thats a slipping hazard is that
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# If I was allowed to sit anywhere other than the floor it wouldn't be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# do you want to go back in the cage?
(I got a new tattoo the otherday by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Oh yes pleeease
Show me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# that's so gay
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# and me putting my cock in your ass isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# i didn't say it was bad
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# ^
This

;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# you big anchor!
shouldn't it be on your forearm like popeye?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# was going to put it there
but I've decided on nothing below the elbow until I am old and don't require jobs anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# That's GORGEOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Technically it is good.
The watered work is very good indeed.

The inks are so much better than they used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# They've got better even in the past few years.
The black on my first tattoo has faded to prison blue and did so very quickly, that wouldn't happen now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# All mine are slightly smudged and blueing.
I don't know if I mind, but I do like the shading they can achieve now - the way it holds.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Well you can always go and get shading done, if it's at all possible.
I don't know, having never seen your tattoos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# my first couple are a tad faded now
I'm thinking of getting them covered or touched up and added to. But when it comes to chosing tattoo's I'm like a kid in a sweet shop. And this kid steals.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# the fella Leon, who done it is an amazing tattooist
see some more of their stuff here
ran by two aussie blokes who are the funnies guys I've met in a long time.
www.tattoochameleon.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# That renaissance sleeve is beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# oh christ, now I want to marry you!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# theres pleanty of Dave to go around
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Do internet brides get vectors done?
*hinty hint*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# yup, send me a good quality picture
the larger the resolution the better
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# woo! shall do.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)