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# sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# ¿EL ROFLOS?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# you've came to my article?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Are you actually REALLY coming to the London meet?
This is excellent. I shall have to give you a massive hug.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# yup
just got to wait till april to put my work holidays in and buy me a train/plane ticket
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# can you smuggle me in your luggage?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Sure thing
you coming down too? I'll grab the train with you me old china' plate

*Tips hat and lets go of towel to reveal nudiness*

/just out the shower blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I'll not be going I'm afraid
*monocle falls out at nakedness*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# This is ACE.
You gonna marry me then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I thought you were mine :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I thought you were scared of vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I'd make an exception for you,
as long as you don't mind a man who whimpers during sex.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# isn't that what all women want?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Brill, you as well then.
And no.

All my harem shall whimper at some point, I'm sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# hooray!
*fetches ball and chain*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Of course, you better bring a viel and a Chuppah
I'll grab a glass on the way down out of tesco, only the finest will do

*99p tesco value glass set yay*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# EXCELLENT.
Marrying a Scot, finally all my dreams are coming true.

You have to promise to say aggressive things to me from then on though, you'll be useless otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'll even start to drink Tennents and throw plates at walls
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *moistens*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *mops up*
thats a slipping hazard is that
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# If I was allowed to sit anywhere other than the floor it wouldn't be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# do you want to go back in the cage?
(I got a new tattoo the otherday by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Oh yes pleeease
Show me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# that's so gay
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# and me putting my cock in your ass isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# i didn't say it was bad
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# ^
This

;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# you big anchor!
shouldn't it be on your forearm like popeye?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# was going to put it there
but I've decided on nothing below the elbow until I am old and don't require jobs anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# That's GORGEOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Technically it is good.
The watered work is very good indeed.

The inks are so much better than they used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# They've got better even in the past few years.
The black on my first tattoo has faded to prison blue and did so very quickly, that wouldn't happen now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# All mine are slightly smudged and blueing.
I don't know if I mind, but I do like the shading they can achieve now - the way it holds.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Well you can always go and get shading done, if it's at all possible.
I don't know, having never seen your tattoos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# my first couple are a tad faded now
I'm thinking of getting them covered or touched up and added to. But when it comes to chosing tattoo's I'm like a kid in a sweet shop. And this kid steals.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# the fella Leon, who done it is an amazing tattooist
see some more of their stuff here
ran by two aussie blokes who are the funnies guys I've met in a long time.
www.tattoochameleon.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# That renaissance sleeve is beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# oh christ, now I want to marry you!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# theres pleanty of Dave to go around
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Do internet brides get vectors done?
*hinty hint*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# yup, send me a good quality picture
the larger the resolution the better
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# woo! shall do.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Si? I came on your article?
so sorry, not happen again it will
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Dirty scrubber
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ce senjoraaa!
arrriiiba?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# K

Click for readable
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Roffles
on the large side if I'm being pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I really, really want that cat.
I'd call him Chris.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# that's a silly name for a cat
i'd call him goliath

ps you're too thin to Obelix
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# It's an ace name.
I'd get him a brother cat and call him Pete.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# you're a nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# 150Kb ZOMFG!!one!!!1!!two
no really i don't care its too woo
also does anyone think with high-speed broadband now the norm that the 50k limit needs revising?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# aint the speed for me
its my download limit set by the fascist providers
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# oooo the bastards!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# There must still be people out there with slowmachines.
It wouldn't be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# yeah i guess one of the nice things about this site is the 'open to all' thing
so i'm wrong aren't i?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# That's not the issue though is it?
If you have a thread with fuck loads of images in it all adds up. My maths isn't what it was, but if you up it to, say, 100kb and there's 10 images in one thread...etc., etc....
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# i see your point
i guess i'm just lucky to have a nice connection
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Me too. I'm at work.
So seriously, fuck them all to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# My speed is fine
My download limit stinks.
I already have to "buy" an extra 3gb a month at a cost equivalent to 30 of your shiny pounds.
A normal day just seeing a few pages on B3ta and doing emailery things eats most of my monthly allowance.
It's a NO from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# i'm with virgin media
actual DL speeds in excess of 2.8Mbps and unlimited DLs and ULs and all for just £30.
woo for me eh?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I'm having trouble working out if these are funny or not.
I've decided I think they are.
Woo.

P.s. Am I just getting old and cranky or what?
2 stories on BBC news have made me angry:
This one
"Mark Boyle, 28, who set out four weeks ago with only T-shirts, a bandage and sandals, hoped to rely on the kindness of strangers for food and lodging[...] people thought he was free-loading..."

He fucking was.

and

This one
Driver going 45 in a 30 limit while sending a text hits and kills cyclist, gets jail term. Fine by me, irresponsibly driving. Journalist didn't make a point of the fact that the cyclist she hit was in front of her because he ran a red light. Obviously he's already paid a massive price for it (viz: death) but you'd think it would be a good advert to use for cycling safely as well as driving safely, wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# WHEN DID YOU BECOME A TORY? :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# you use capslock, or are you a real man with the pinky to prove it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# "Nothing is so important that it can't wait until you stop or arrive safely at your destination."
and there's nothing so important that means you can't wait at the red lights like other traffic, you stupid cyclist.

this used to annoy the tits off of my when i used to cycle around london.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# This.
I cycle in Exeter and I wait at the lights.

The other day i had a woman shouting at me for riding on the pavement and jumping the lights.

I stopped and said 'I don't do those things.'

She said 'Yes you do, I've seen you lot doing it!'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# how is it
to be part of a 'lot'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Feh
cycling is the easiest way to commit suicide in London
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# :D
Que? indeed!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)