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# i have some bad ones from when i was a bit older. i found a picture of me when i was 15 the otherday
oh my god..it was bad..spots and lank hair and a lip piercing. it was odd.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I was a right chubby kid.
Thankfully, I don't think I have any pictures to hand.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I had short hair.
It's really unsettling.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I had short hair,
and drank cheap bottles of cider.
What a scumbag.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i was skinny-lanky-chubby. an odd combo.
then i just got fat. ha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I've lost most of my face-chub.
It's gone to my belly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# my facial chub is slowly going..i have cheekbones again!!!!!!!!
just the fucking rest of it..and the tits. they have to go.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I'll have the tits if you don't want them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Inject them with preservatives
and hang them on the wall
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Oh, trust me. I have plans.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I had facial hair
when I was about 12....

Thankfully everything evened out nicely to give the dapper handsome man you all know and love*

*may be marred by lies
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Of which
Dapper or freaky child?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# dapper
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Pictures of myself on the internet is a bad idea
Plus then I won't be able to delude myself under the impression that I look like a combination of David Niven and Dorian Gray.

They're a despicably awful depiction in my profile though, although I do seem to have squashed my face so it is almost a perfect square.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Do what I did,
ask someone with artistic talent to produce a hugely flattering picture of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Well all I can say is I look vaguely like a less handsome version of this
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I'm not allowed to pierce my lip.
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# aww,i had a few piercings back in my day, top and bottom lip, nose, smiley and my ankle.
and i took them all out! so it's worth waiting just so you can be 100% sure.
because they can friggin well hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# :)
Personally, I don't like too many piercings.
Ears are fine.
But even then, I don't like it if someone could be picked up by their ear with a magenet.
I had a huge deal about Cherry's nose piercing. I really really hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Just buy aluminium piercings then
Problem solved.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Hahah
I don't like girls wearing too much make up, either.
Preferably none.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Are you really in the position to be choosey?
Really? Are you? Really?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Even if a girl is practically begging me for it
I wouldn't unless I actually liked her.
SO HA.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# give it a few years..that'll change.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
#
give it a few yearsminutes..that'll change.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# What do you have planned?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# What don't I have planned!
Well an invasion of Sweden for one.
Nazi gold hoarding.
The exclusion of Spain from the European Union.

To be honest I think it would be easier to list what I did have planned.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# And you've been in this situation??
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Oh noes, that's lame
I got a scaffold done today =D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)