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# BOOBS.
INITIATE: SHIT CHAT UP LINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?
I COME OFTEN.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# *GRANNIES*
I LOVE YOU, I DO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I like purposefully fucking up chat-up lines
is that a ladder in your tights
or can I see myself in them?
Do you think I'd look good in tights?
Do you want a drink, I can afford a "no"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I like your tits.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# do you come here often or do you get your coat? Love.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# If I said you have a beautiful body,
would you look better on my bedroom floor?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# DID IT HURT
WHEN I CUNTED YOU IN THE FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Yes.
No Christmas card for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I BET YOU £5 I CAN MAKE YOUR TITS MOVE
WITHOUT TOUCHING THEM. *GRABS TITS AND HANDS OVER MONEY* OH WELL IT WAS WORTH £5.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)