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# Glow in the dark bacon
Anyone else ever left bacon 2 weeks over its sell by date and then looked at it in a dark room.

The edges were glowing green like a haloween skeleton...

ANy scientific reason B3tans know for this anomoly? Or is my theory that S*I*S*U*R*'S is selling the knock off Korean 'hybrid jellyfish and pig GM' bacon repackaged as Wiltshire bacon true at all? :P

Regards, Knifeh
(knifeh and Mrs Knifeh discovered radioactive bacon!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:16, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:20, archived)
# !
I know, I'll post Pics if I can get a camera that pics it up. It's currently sat in the cupboard under the sink. I want to see if I leave it longer if ALL the bacon glows, not just the edges.
(knifeh and Mrs Knifeh discovered radioactive bacon!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)
# Maybe they fed the pig a lot of phosphor.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)
# Phosphor
Reckon that could be a legit reason? Maybe excess phosphor in the pigs food or something?
(knifeh and Mrs Knifeh discovered radioactive bacon!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Yeah, prolly the phosphor.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Yeah, I asked Jack and Sarah.
They're saying phosphors. We're all thinking phosphors here.

Edit: yeah, it's checking out. Looking increasingly like phosphors.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:29, archived)
# Here I did a search
on the google.
www.naturallighting.com/images/vita_lite_phosphors.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Yeah I'm pretty sure that means it's phosphors.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:38, archived)
# I looked up bacon on the google
there sure is a lot of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:38, archived)
# Jack and Sarah went home.
I told them about the shitrags during dinner. I tried to get them to imagine the smell. They said they hate me now. PEOPLE SURE ARE STRANGE.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:40, archived)
# A PIG IS A FILTHY ANIMAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)
#
We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:47, archived)
# A HUMAN IS AN EVIL ANIMAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:48, archived)
# I didn't tell you
Lima has added morning coffee to his routine. He sits and looks at me when I get the beans out of the fridge in the morning, and when I've filled up the grinder I throw a bean on the floor and he flips it with his paw and chases it around the room.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:57, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww!
 
HUNTAR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)
# That's quite the post you've got going on there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)
# tyvm
Not posted on the mainboard ever, but I thought B3ta would be interested in radioactive bacon...
(knifeh and Mrs Knifeh discovered radioactive bacon!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:22, archived)
# Radioactive bacon isn't all that interesting to us, to be honest.
Phosphoric bacon, well that's a different story.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:11, archived)
# Photo's
Either way, when the missus wakes up I'll try and steal her camera to make a vid or take come pics. Could be interesting :)
(knifeh and Mrs Knifeh discovered radioactive bacon!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:32, archived)
# This pops up on a search
www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/3777/
edit:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudomonas_fluorescens
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:34, archived)