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# i can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Listen here, you sarcastic little termite,
if I want to post a picture of this calibre then I am more than entitled to and should I choose to mention that I will be producing a better image on a similar theme then I am equally well within the remit of the FAQs.

I understand a backlash at those who post half a vector and then an eighty percent complete vector and so on, but do not take it out on me or I shall obtain one of those knives with the circular cut-out, as wielded by Naveen Andrews in Planet Terror and use it in precisely the manner intended.

Of not, because I am in my office, miles away.

I might whine like a girl though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)
# I prefeer the latter...
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Hello you.
I've somehow switched over to the gay shift, so I haven't seen you around for a while.

Do you fare well?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Grand ta...
Gay shift, eh?

*shuffles nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# well if that's the case....


first draft of this post
what do you reckon so far?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Not worthy of posting.
Please raise the bar.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# ok, you can have my 17,000 post
LOOK I CAN PRESS REPLY AND POST A NEW MESSAGE 17,000 TIMES

IF ONLY I WAS A FAT BIRD I COULD POST A PICTURE OF MYSELF SEMI NAKED AND GET PANDERED TO FOR IT
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# congratulations!
get yer baps out love
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# 18418, baby!
Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# fuck yeah! flop the beast out on the table
and set to it with the tenderiser!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# rate my fat arse.com
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# hmm, it's a scale looking like this
anywhere from (__)(__) to (_________)(__________)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)
# What about (_)(_)
?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# no one has a number 1, not even me
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# don't you'll upset the fat chicks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# 7
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Big Round Number.
I am a fat bird yet I still do not post pictures of myself naked.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# big round number posts
possibly the most pointless thing on b3ta unless you are a fat bird with low self esteem
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Indeed.
I do not agree, I think that there are many much more pointless images, but I do not see any need to celebrate one's own typeractiveness.

Thankfully I am denied the opportunity to celebrate, as I cannot work out how many posts I have made.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# that is because you are banned all the time for acting up
NO RUNNING IN THE PLAYGROUND
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# To be fair,
I did intimate that I might carry some scissors.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)