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# A taster of what I am making at the moment.


Looks a bit like cowjam.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:37, archived)
# I'd certainly buy his chicken nuggets
(I Go To The Co-Op Every Day with a talking sock, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:38, archived)
# You do not buy them,
You work for them.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:39, archived)
# In soviet russia
Mac big's you...

...erm... no that doesn't quite work, does it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:40, archived)
# hahaha!!
'ningles joseph!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)
# ning matey!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)
# hooray, updates with every change please
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:41, archived)
# This is utterly unlike the finished product.
The finished product will be of Lenin McDonald, but neither these source images, nor this style.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)
# i can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Listen here, you sarcastic little termite,
if I want to post a picture of this calibre then I am more than entitled to and should I choose to mention that I will be producing a better image on a similar theme then I am equally well within the remit of the FAQs.

I understand a backlash at those who post half a vector and then an eighty percent complete vector and so on, but do not take it out on me or I shall obtain one of those knives with the circular cut-out, as wielded by Naveen Andrews in Planet Terror and use it in precisely the manner intended.

Of not, because I am in my office, miles away.

I might whine like a girl though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)
# I prefeer the latter...
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Hello you.
I've somehow switched over to the gay shift, so I haven't seen you around for a while.

Do you fare well?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Grand ta...
Gay shift, eh?

*shuffles nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# well if that's the case....


first draft of this post
what do you reckon so far?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Not worthy of posting.
Please raise the bar.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# ok, you can have my 17,000 post
LOOK I CAN PRESS REPLY AND POST A NEW MESSAGE 17,000 TIMES

IF ONLY I WAS A FAT BIRD I COULD POST A PICTURE OF MYSELF SEMI NAKED AND GET PANDERED TO FOR IT
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# congratulations!
get yer baps out love
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# 18418, baby!
Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# fuck yeah! flop the beast out on the table
and set to it with the tenderiser!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# rate my fat arse.com
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# hmm, it's a scale looking like this
anywhere from (__)(__) to (_________)(__________)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)
# What about (_)(_)
?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# no one has a number 1, not even me
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# don't you'll upset the fat chicks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# 7
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Big Round Number.
I am a fat bird yet I still do not post pictures of myself naked.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# big round number posts
possibly the most pointless thing on b3ta unless you are a fat bird with low self esteem
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Indeed.
I do not agree, I think that there are many much more pointless images, but I do not see any need to celebrate one's own typeractiveness.

Thankfully I am denied the opportunity to celebrate, as I cannot work out how many posts I have made.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# that is because you are banned all the time for acting up
NO RUNNING IN THE PLAYGROUND
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# To be fair,
I did intimate that I might carry some scissors.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Haha,
Although he does look a bit like Charles Manson. Which is worrying.

Most woo though
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)
# There is nothing wrong with looking like Charles Manson,
but I have given Lenin quite a face lift there - his cheek bones are somewhat accentuated in line with McDonalds' staffing policy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)
# I bet if Charlie ran Macdonalds,
the food would be better than the rancid crap they serve now.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Having eaten Long Pig a few times now,
yes, I dare say it would.

Soylent Green sauce, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)
#
www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Damn I'm hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Noel Edmonds?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)
# No,
Cowjam.

I don't know how to search for users any more, otherwise I would have posted a link to his profile.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Sadly, having found it, he has no portrait there.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=16863

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Damnation
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:55, archived)
# How's your belly?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Bumpy - a 'good size' according to midhusband
*gleeeeeeeees*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I want another one.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Craving placenta again?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Happy Meal or no Happy Meal
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Well done you
You just made me laugh like an idiot :)

How's you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Not too good today
The ol' Cluster Headaches started back last friday on another run - first this year - and haven't been too good.
Alas, am teaching today as well, it just gets better
aside from all that, not too shabby!

and your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Aw hon, not good :(
I'm skiving today as have had virtually no sleep for a week
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)