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# Babies are ace.
Toddlers are sometimes rubbish, and teenagers are sometimes rubbish, but generally babies are fucking awesome creatures.


I have none of my own, though. I'm sure I'll change my tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# You have it cockeyed
Toddlers are ace, babies are just fucking boring.
(songsforeveryone, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# My cousin was evil when she was a toddler.
She was an ace baby though, a brill kid and a frighteningly beautiful teenager (she's 15 now and looks older than me, is taller than me and has a figure reminiscent of Elle Macpherson). I've threatened a couple of lads (my age, if I were to guess) in Tesco who were eyeing her up with 'the fucking cops you paedo cunts'.

\o/ I'm such a nice cousin.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Sounds like you really are, Cletus.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Yeah, what?
Are you saying that warning lads who look to be in their mid 20s off a child who happens to look older is something hicks do?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# ...no?
Jeez, someone forgot their sense of humor today.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# No, I just don't get the link.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# what she needs is an older man to abuse her physically and emotionally
thus making her a needy insecure shell of her former self
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# She's got her first boyfriend at the moment-
He's her age, and painfully shy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# i bet he's not shy when he is up to the balls in her shitter
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# You really are a lovely person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# i've won awards
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Restraining orders are not awards.
How many times?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Well, I'm available this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Babies are only ace when..
you can hand them back.

other than that they are generally uninteresting mewling cabbages...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Crikey!
Why didn't you tell me this 8 months ago? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Are you having a mankitten?
Congratulations, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# i don't have any of my own..
just based on experience with others kids.

you couldn't pay me enough money...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Indeed I am
(well, that's a lie, I'll be there cheering from the sidelines though).

April 25th hopefully! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Oh wow, that's brill.
Dead chuffed for you, you lucky thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Cheers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Woo for b3ta babies!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Huzzah!
Not seen you around much lately? How's it going?

Oh, and congratumalations!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Not been around much
But have a day off today, so am curled up on the sofa with the laptop :)

And congrats to you too :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# ar, good stuff
people call me weird for being happy that other people are having kids when I don't want any of my own
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# It's not weird, it's nice
I know plety who don't want them who've said 'why?' when I told them the news...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# They are all great - at any age...

* Just ask anyone from Jersey
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hehe
i said to my sister in-law at the weekend that they were looking for childcare staff on jersey...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# You won't, promise
Babies and children are excellent. It's when they hit about 10-ish they get a bit shit.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Yours is going to be smashing.
I hope one day to meet it and call it Dave. Whatever it's name is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# We think it's going to be a little boy
Not from scans or anything, just feeling :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Either way, it'll always be Dave to me.
*Trig*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Haha, may have to call it Rodney on purpose!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)