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# Um,
I have no explanation on this crap.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:44, archived)
# How do you keep
the bottom half of your body so still? Your amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Don't be so fucking rude!
he has rickets.
(Bob McCow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:47, archived)
# I'm highly trained
in the arts of the..um...body.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Only your body
or can anyone join in...... ;)
(allergic to curry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Thats not me you know,
but if your keen...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:54, archived)
# and also
in arts of the botty
no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Is it you like fuzzy men in short purple shorts?
but then who doesn't...
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:47, archived)
# I'm not keen on them to be honest,
I like my men to be woman...actual woman not just in disguise but woman...like you...not you of coursre althought you're very attractive and everything but...you know..I have a girlfriend...not that I'm saying I would if I didn't...not becasue you're ugly or nothing but you have a boyfriend...not that I'm saying you would if you didn't...I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:51, archived)
# hehehe
I've made Bovine all befuddled.

my work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Lets be hinest, it wasn't a
difficult job...still, at least it pays well.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:59, archived)
# I'm rarely hinest
and I'm getting paid? woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:10, archived)
# have you been working out?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:11, archived)
# hahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!1
worthy reply, corroborated and noted. *100% bovine fact*
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:14, archived)
# I like that!
I shall turn that into a gif, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:18, archived)
# is that
Slim?
:)
(djmothra, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:47, archived)
# It looks like Slim to me
because I have an appalling memory
(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:48, archived)
# it doesn't
look like slim.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:16, archived)
# but slim is bald
and so is that man.
so therefore they look exactly like one another.. hm..
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:19, archived)