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# do I find that
hot-bed of pseudoperversion, cheap tart's 90% acetate split-crotch whorewear and vibrators designed by 15 year old boys who've never left the comfort of their own wankdens disturbing?


Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# But hey, they buzz
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# http://www.omax.co.uk/
You will not regret buying one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# *checks it out*
Will place an order as soon as I've been paid :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Goooood girl.
Seriously, I need to replace mine as it got crushed in the move, but I've never found one so good before or since. Well worth the investment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Will stick to being a bunny girl meantime....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Oh I don't mind the bunny at all
it'd be my second choice. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Two way or three way?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Two....
there's a threeway?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Hell yes
Triple header
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# My, my, my
that DOES sound interesting. It'd save fucking about with plugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Doesn't do as much as a plug
Just an extra set of ears :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Oh I SEE
That's even better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# It's SO goooooooooood
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Right, I shall invest.
Also: bathtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# who doesn't love split crotch panties and peep hole bras?!


other than the people who would have to wear them or those that would have to look at them without simply laughing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# with a tena pad poking through the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# don't get me wrong, have split crotch and peep holes GALORE
but make them nice, make them out of silk or cotton, and make them to FIT.

Agent Provocateur or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# hell yeah
next you'll say you like men in thongs
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Noooo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# i know a few ladies
who used to make me wear them during my kinky youth
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Bleurgh.
All I want on a man is fur.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# damn
i keep my fur tidy and well groomed
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)