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# Anyone else find this mildly disturbing?

slightly less bigger
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# I bet you got some GREAT looks from people passing by when you were taking photos of Ann Summers.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# hi mommy
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Urgh.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Yes. Not for the reasons you may expect though
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# *shudders*
Hell yes. Although it's been a while since I got this out:
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
#
mothers day sale???

Biggar!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# FUCK YEAH IT'S DISTURBING
what?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# *hides in bunker*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# what?
other than the file size for an unshopped picture ;)

oh hold on, have you added the Mothers Day Sale bit? I just assumed that was real, as why on earth would being a mother stop you from getting knobbed?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# You can now apparently buy revealing lingerie for your mum.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# or wife, who is the mother of your child
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Or yourself, who is the mother of your child, but in a man's body.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# why would my wife
be the mother of my child, that's a daft way of going about things
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# better that way than
your child being the mother of your wife
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Or your wife being the child of your mother.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# hell no, this isn't Norfolk!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# n0rf0lk.com
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# do I find that
hot-bed of pseudoperversion, cheap tart's 90% acetate split-crotch whorewear and vibrators designed by 15 year old boys who've never left the comfort of their own wankdens disturbing?


Yes.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# But hey, they buzz
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# http://www.omax.co.uk/
You will not regret buying one of these.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# *checks it out*
Will place an order as soon as I've been paid :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Goooood girl.
Seriously, I need to replace mine as it got crushed in the move, but I've never found one so good before or since. Well worth the investment.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Will stick to being a bunny girl meantime....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Oh I don't mind the bunny at all
it'd be my second choice. :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Two way or three way?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Two....
there's a threeway?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Hell yes
Triple header
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# My, my, my
that DOES sound interesting. It'd save fucking about with plugs.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Doesn't do as much as a plug
Just an extra set of ears :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Oh I SEE
That's even better.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# It's SO goooooooooood
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Right, I shall invest.
Also: bathtime.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# who doesn't love split crotch panties and peep hole bras?!


other than the people who would have to wear them or those that would have to look at them without simply laughing
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# with a tena pad poking through the bottom
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# don't get me wrong, have split crotch and peep holes GALORE
but make them nice, make them out of silk or cotton, and make them to FIT.

Agent Provocateur or similar.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# hell yeah
next you'll say you like men in thongs
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Noooo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# i know a few ladies
who used to make me wear them during my kinky youth
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Bleurgh.
All I want on a man is fur.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# damn
i keep my fur tidy and well groomed
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# you've removed the apple!
:O
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Don't know why it's that size.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Anyone else find this mildly disturbing?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
wrongest of the wrong
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# I would if I didn't know who they are.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Nope.
They are husband and wife.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Oh fuck no!
Not the Crankies!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# hahahahaahahha
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Yes, only 5 pounds off is very disturbing
only 5 pounds off is very disturbingI would expect at least 10.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)