Pad Thai for the homeless guy.
Film yourself giving chicken pad thai to homeless people. Don't do anything that could possibly get a negative reaction, don't bait them, just buy them a pad thai.
Only play the crazy ones in the show.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:02,
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Film yourself giving chicken pad thai to homeless people. Don't do anything that could possibly get a negative reaction, don't bait them, just buy them a pad thai.
Only play the crazy ones in the show.
I've only seen ads, and the run-out (since it screens before South Park)..
but it occurred to me it would've been a more entertaining show if they'd borrowed from "Something About Miriam" for the format.
So all the contestants are (stunning) trannies, which is known to everybody except Brett Michaels.
They compete for a cash prize, and the dubious pleasure of humiliating him.
He thinks he's playing a meat market, and gets to spend the series leering over them, until..
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:09,
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but it occurred to me it would've been a more entertaining show if they'd borrowed from "Something About Miriam" for the format.
So all the contestants are (stunning) trannies, which is known to everybody except Brett Michaels.
They compete for a cash prize, and the dubious pleasure of humiliating him.
He thinks he's playing a meat market, and gets to spend the series leering over them, until..
Either way, I'm serious about my idea. Maybe I'll do a little montage of all the happy ones during the end credits so people don't get upset.
I feel that the crucial part of my idea is that no matter what, all I'm doing is buying them a pad thai. If they blow up I might say something along the lines of "I'll leave it over here if you want it", but that's as far as I'll go.
I think I'll get some great footage.
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I feel that the crucial part of my idea is that no matter what, all I'm doing is buying them a pad thai. If they blow up I might say something along the lines of "I'll leave it over here if you want it", but that's as far as I'll go.
I think I'll get some great footage.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0965393/
Utterly objectionable sexist drivel.. but he's a pig, they're dumb skanks, and anybody who's watching it should be kicked in the nuts til they can't walk straight.
I do like your idea, too.. you could do some youtube pilots on the cheap and flog it to a network!
CONSOLATION PRIZE: SHITRAGS
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Utterly objectionable sexist drivel.. but he's a pig, they're dumb skanks, and anybody who's watching it should be kicked in the nuts til they can't walk straight.
I do like your idea, too.. you could do some youtube pilots on the cheap and flog it to a network!
CONSOLATION PRIZE: SHITRAGS
I started to wonder to myself why I didn't remember any of their songs and then I realised: THEIR SONGS WERE PRETTY FORGETTABLE.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:18,
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I think they're only plugging that show because Poison are playing in Wellington in a couple of weeks.
TWENTY YEARS TOO LATE.
WHICH WAS A PRETTY PISSPOOR SONG.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:33,
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it's also not that good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nG4mf9StYI
I don't know what the line-up for this clip is.
Martin was already dead..
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:52,
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I don't know what the line-up for this clip is.
Martin was already dead..
OH SHIT
then I'll kick him right in the fucking nuts.
He'll probably get you first if you don't.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:42,
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'cause they're really hard to get here and I want the b-sides.
I ONLY WENT ON E-BAY TO GET THAT CD SINGLE OF "FIRE UP THE SHOESHAW" BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:34,
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I ONLY WENT ON E-BAY TO GET THAT CD SINGLE OF "FIRE UP THE SHOESHAW" BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS
There's someone I haven't listened to in a while THAT I'D ACTUALLY LIKE TO LISTEN TO AGAIN.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:43,
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so when I found out there were other mixes, woah Nelly!
Also I had a really strange time once lying on a bathroom floor out of my skull on mushrooms with "City Delirious" on repeat.
In retrospect that was kinda scary.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:55,
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Also I had a really strange time once lying on a bathroom floor out of my skull on mushrooms with "City Delirious" on repeat.
In retrospect that was kinda scary.
I wasn't completely disappointed.
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:00,
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www.discogs.com/release/745690
in the mid to late 90s a friend and I would sift through piles of dodgy techno looking for the hardest, nastiest things we could find..
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Wed 5 Mar 2008, 7:08,
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in the mid to late 90s a friend and I would sift through piles of dodgy techno looking for the hardest, nastiest things we could find..
We used to inhale nitrous oxide and mong out to it.
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still play 'em from time to time.

