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# haha
That reminds me of a holiday photo where I posed with a very small boa constrictor over my shoulder and began to scream and cry just before the photo was taken.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Boas are shits
my mate's got a 5ft one and he's bloody insane (he's the one NOBODY is allowed to play with). 12 foot python we're all fine with, but not the boa.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I went to an awesome little reptile house in Tenby
loads of giant snakes and lizards, big bugs and all sorts all inside a little redeveloped church. It was ace.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Oooooooh
I usually end up getting left in reptile houses cooing at the crocodiles and geckos. It's good you're not allowed to get in with them, otherwise I'd be dead. Dead, but happy, having finally given a crocodile a big cuddle.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# i was in a pet shop on monday
they had loads of snakes and lizards.
i saw a python and a chameleon and bearded dragons (wee baby ones aw) and the one that Captain Wow's got and others too
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Leopard gecko, that's what I've got.
My wee Fran baby.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
# that's the fella
they had some of them
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# the most we have at our pet shop is some budgies and rabbits.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# them's good eatin!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# haha!!
what do you play with a snake?
skipping?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# you play 'wearing snake and standing near those who are afraid'.
He used to have an excellent king snake (or rat snake, I can't remember. Small and black.) called Ted who liked to get in my bra, crawl under my boobs and sit there with his little head poking out my cleavage. Bless him. RIP Ted.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)
# pffft!
lucky snake.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# it would please me, and no doubt him
if that was how he died.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Alas, it was not to be.
I'd have been happy to have him there as well, but he died whilst I was doing my GCSEs and trying to not hang around with bikers in their late 20s every night.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# surely there's not enough room?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# He wasn't very big.
And that's when I was in BIG bras. Not like now :-(
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# *imagines you wearing a bra that's WAY too big for you*
silly Fae
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# :D
Well, they would be now. Not many women can say their tits were bigger at 16 than at 23.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# that's a valid point
i know someone who can though

she had a breast reduction
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I'm glad I didn't
now they've got a bit more reasonable on their own.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# she was a bit older when she got them reduced
she had big giant boobies but was really skinny
her neck was constantly sore
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# That's what I was like when I was younger.
Luckily I've sort of.... balanced out.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# stop talking about boobs
stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# NEVER!
Just strap it to your stomach or something.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# she showed them to me after the op
lovely they were, all round and pert
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Ah, they'll descend.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# and scarred mmm
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# well
yes, quite badly scarred
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)