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# i look fat
everytime i walk past a mirror - this is why i have banned all mirrors in my house! shavings a bitch (if i bothered)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# you handsome devil!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# you flatterer you!!
:)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *pinches arse*
*winks*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# We interrupt this flirtcast to bring you news
that I have now finished the muffin. Fuck me, it was delicious.

*licks ivesb on the philtrum*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# thats ok,
my tache doesn't grow there!
*sniffs*
blueberry!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I had to google philtrum.
Just to make sure it wasn't rude!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# pfft
it's a very sexually-charged activity for one so ridiculously named. Philtrum-licking. Teehee!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# woo
goes home happy!! :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Lol
Do you have HD mirror ?
Sorry my bad English:(
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hahahha
myabe :D
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I think I'm anorexic
every time I look in a mirror, I see a fat bloke staring back
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
*rememebres that one*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hahahah
maybe its one of those fun house mirrors :D (arrrrg i cant type!!!!)
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Whole lot of fun?
Prizes to be won?

It's a really crazy show where anything goes...
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Watching Pat Sharpe on Fun House was when I first realised I was a bit homosexual.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# He's not fit without his mullet.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I'm joking, of course.
T'was ground force.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Pat Sharp was in Ground force?



(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Pfff
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# :P
I am too
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *Gets out of Mediocre's house*


(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# is he a bit sweaty and wearing a gag?
I suggest moving his head a bit
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)