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# i still want to know
if i shunted your mum in the woods and no one was around to see it, would she make a noise?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# what if a deaf man chopped down a tree in the woods
would there be a sound? i mean, he can't actually hear anything, but how does the rest of the world know that? the trees can't look at him and say "oh, he's deaf, we don't need to make a noise as we fall".

hmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# And what if a tree fell on Forrest Gump?
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# i'd celebrate
nothing against tom hanks but i hate that film
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# from what i'm told
she probably wouldn't notice.

is it in yet?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)