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# meh
oh well i suppose i deserve it for that pun......anything entertains you in this job i suppose
(Gorbotronic 01100111 01101111 01110010 01100010 01101111 00001, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# stop it you cock
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# REPOST!
:o
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

EDIT: He's from Glasgow. AAAAAPHEEEEEEX we need you to find someone....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Ohhhhhh. Glasgow. Burberry baseball cap?
edit: hanging around on Great Western Road asking "Got 50p for the bus, big man?"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I should imagine so.
Can of Tennants, that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# sorry i was otherwise detained
what can i do you for my lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# We need you ti find someone.
And fluffily explain the faq

*hug* hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# *Pulls up a chair and hands bigger shovel*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# u r kool
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# you have forgotten the image
click reply here V
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Cock off!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# If you continue like this you'll be ignored by everyone or banned.
Try using the 'reply' button to someone elses post instead of posting new threads.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# oh
Pen-fold?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# A pencil speed-parachute, for when you are writing so fast the paper might catch fire! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Where did you get a picture oif my mum?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Steve Coogan's not looking well
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Must be another toblerone binge.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# DAN!
DAN!

DAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Smell my cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# 3 now!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Big rotating
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I want your brain!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Mailing it now
It's not like I'm using it for anything at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# harsh
*sob
(Gorbotronic 01100111 01101111 01110010 01100010 01101111 00001, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# not harsh
you're deliberately being a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Maybe Not deliberately
But he is twatish
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# i'm fairly sure it's deliberate
but that's what the ignore button is gor, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# As is posting other people's work
www.b3ta.com/board/8136853
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Inspector Clownfish,
on the case.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# haha!~
I know he added a disclaimer but this isn't how b3ta works.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# crawls back under rock
:(
(Gorbotronic 01100111 01101111 01110010 01100010 01101111 00001, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Don't take it too personally.
My advice is, lurk around the board for a couple of days and see what normally happens here.
Then, when you have a good idea of what goes down well, start posting pictures.
People will forgive and forget if you start behaving, don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# aww don't do that / be offended
just understand the workings of the /board
posting new stuff (ideally with a picture) pushes old stuff off the board
if you wish to post non image threads click /talk at the top :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *fluffy high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# ow that was my face :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Wots a mimsy?
Is it rude?
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# click reply
not start new thread. If you start a new thread you are expected to be doing so in order to present a new picture that you have made; not just a comment.

Basically, hold your horses and stop posting new threads!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# dont post your own thread without putting an image in for us all
reply without image = ok
post a new thread without and image = the talk bord

edit the talk bord is www.b3ta.com/talk/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# i'll make this nice and easy
THE BOARD HOLDS 15 THREADS, BY POSTING WORDS IN A NEW THREAD YOU SHUNT SOMETHING WORTH LOOKING AT OFF THE BOARD. POST YOUR WORDS AS REPLIES, ODDLY IT'S WHY GOD INVENTED THE REPLY TAB.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# i still want to know if shunted off work reappears if you delete a thread
...and.... if I posted 15 threads one after the other and then deleted them all, would the board be blank??
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I reckon so.
Probably best not to try, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# hehehe
maybe on the gay shift..........
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# wait till about 4 in the morning,
noone would know it was you. The board would be in uproar.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# i'll know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Have you planned for how you'll keep yourself entertained yet?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# i shall lick the screen
and reply to myself, using the armor hot dog song as my reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Good to see you've put some thought into it.
Best of luck.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# thanks
the armor hot dog song is always how i amuse myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# try it
and then lay low for a couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# i still want to know
if i shunted your mum in the woods and no one was around to see it, would she make a noise?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# what if a deaf man chopped down a tree in the woods
would there be a sound? i mean, he can't actually hear anything, but how does the rest of the world know that? the trees can't look at him and say "oh, he's deaf, we don't need to make a noise as we fall".

hmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# And what if a tree fell on Forrest Gump?
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# i'd celebrate
nothing against tom hanks but i hate that film
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# from what i'm told
she probably wouldn't notice.

is it in yet?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# don't think it does, actually
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Thanks God
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# You are pushing my picture off the board with your spastic nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# does ignoring people
mean that pictures aren't shoved off the screen when they post? or does it mean that every once in a while you see a blank board, when 15 posts are made by people you're ignoring?

one would assume the former.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Ignore everyone, and see :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I'm very tempted to try
Also www.b3ta.com/board/8136859


edit: putting msot of the board on "ignore" as an experiment is pretty much the most utterly tedious thing one can do and i couldn't be bothered to leave everyone on ignore long enough to actually learn anything useful.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# none of my own work
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Dick
*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# SINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)