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# Sauron goes...
In search of the Ring



Gary, being a close friend of the groom, noticed something odd about Brett. He had a strange... almost metallic and evil look about him today, and a strange fixation with the location of the ring. After due considoration Gary put it down to nerves, after all it was Brett's wedding day, and they'd been stuck intide this big peach for ages.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I got rid of the other one
in favour of this slightly smaller picture and slightly funier caption, well it's funny in my opinion.

Well fine.
Be like that.

Bumflakes to you!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:59, archived)
# the message number of this post i'm replying to
is quite disturbing because it officially has turned the corner for me and now it's just a run-in to the 1 millionth post.
We're on the downhill slope to it and it will be here before May.
I am not sure who Sauron is, i thought he was a red thing that looked like a ladies bits, but i can't see him in this pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:07, archived)
# The Red Thing is the EYE of Sauron
You see Isildur, son of the king, uses Anduril to cut the ring from Sauron's hand. Sauron has the above armoured appearence. The spirit of Sauron endured, however, because the ring was not destroyed, they're life forces are bound together. The eye of Sauron is the form he takes after his destruction, and is the symbol seen atop the tower of Barud Dur, I think it's Barud Dur.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Why
was this not on the news?
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Because
The news is controlled by Sauron's spin doctors. He rules the media and doen't want any bad press getting out!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:18, archived)
# And the
Congestion Charge started.
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:20, archived)