Hahahahaha
I remember reading this in the Sun when I was about 10 thinking "Wow, I'm going to be just like George when I grow up!"
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 12:30,
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^embarrassed this^
I'll get myself a wife who lounges around in the nip all day
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 12:33,
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