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# souds like a win win to me
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Sooner or later a man comes to realise that sleeping with prostitutes is like putting Smartie tubes on your cat's legs so that he walks like a robot.
They really aren't enjoying it as much as you are.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# You are Jimmy Carr.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# TAKE ME FOR A RIDE IN YOUR CARR CAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT
YOU'RE IN FOR A BUMPY RIDE
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Awesome
edit: especially now they're rocking in time to my music
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Fucking yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I bloody am not.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Actually, does he tel that joke, because I have been using it for years.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Only reference which is similar I can find is this:
Sleeping with prostitutes is like making your cat dance with you on its hind legs. You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself that they're enjoying it as well.
Scott Capurro at the Pleasance

I think it would have been early 2004 when I first posted it here. It was when I was shooting the MBUK pantomime (which was well early, as these things always are)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)