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# I'm still learning...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I am confused by the white thing which you have tagged?
What be her?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# vibrator?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# lead pipe?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# crack pipe?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# exhuast pipe?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Robot penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Ttssattsr moving posts about?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I was extra stealthy too >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# exhausted whore?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# down pipe?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Down syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# *checks watch*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# i lol'd
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
#
antiestablishmentarianism
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# ooo kinky. bit crimes of passion-esque
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# no thanks i just ate
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Electric truncheon
Pleasure AND pain
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# haha
b3ta.com/board/8144115

i'm gonna have that film stuck in my head now.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Get money,
AND get laid?

Who wouldn't want that eh? It's like getting paid to eat chocolate bars.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# souds like a win win to me
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Sooner or later a man comes to realise that sleeping with prostitutes is like putting Smartie tubes on your cat's legs so that he walks like a robot.
They really aren't enjoying it as much as you are.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# You are Jimmy Carr.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# TAKE ME FOR A RIDE IN YOUR CARR CAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT
YOU'RE IN FOR A BUMPY RIDE
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Awesome
edit: especially now they're rocking in time to my music
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Fucking yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I bloody am not.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Actually, does he tel that joke, because I have been using it for years.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Only reference which is similar I can find is this:
Sleeping with prostitutes is like making your cat dance with you on its hind legs. You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself that they're enjoying it as well.
Scott Capurro at the Pleasance

I think it would have been early 2004 when I first posted it here. It was when I was shooting the MBUK pantomime (which was well early, as these things always are)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# That's a very specific clientele.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I don't even eat chocolate bars.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Not for less than £50 you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Scat?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Be-bad-bad-bad-bo!
Schooby-doo-wap-bop-de-doobly-do-do!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Slaps bass
*cakewalks*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# *plays drums with brushes*
nice
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# yeah but i don't cry after eating chocolate bars
(jonjonjon, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)