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# I went to a café this morning for breakfast
it wasn't that good. Neither was the service.

So I crudely did this, just before the waiter took my plate away.
(Inspired by Sir Pigeon Nipples)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Haha
so you left that kind of tip...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:23, archived)
# you had toats!
and mystery greens, something burned back to base carbon, and a withered tomato.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:23, archived)
# It was supposed to be a 'big breakfast'
But it was more like yesterday's breakfast. The greens resembled Cos lettuce.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:25, archived)
# i make one of two breakfasts pretty much every day (with some variation):
poached eggs on toats with chilli sauce, or granola plus all-bran plus flax plus banana plus yogurt plus soymilk, with honey.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Crunchy granola?
eaten and thrown up by Neil Diamond no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:36, archived)
# vere crunchy. with nuts.
neil diamond?! i'm trying to eat here!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Hehe
I didn't realise he upset your stomach. I won't mention Michael Jackson's name either.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:40, archived)
# look, we can discuss shitrags and abortions while i eat, but not popstars.
or that oither thing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:43, archived)
# what sort of breakfast was it??
abortion and lettuce?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:29, archived)
# shitrags
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:31, archived)
# oh shit!
look what i missed out on while i was at they gym: a free time machine!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:52, archived)
# LET US TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE

AND GURN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:10, archived)
# ALSO:
I just made a Thatcher pic for the morning. I sure hope she doesn't die before I can post it.
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7284697.stm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:13, archived)
# i, however, hope she does.
'stable' - how does one get to be a medical doctor and think that woman is in any way stable?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:15, archived)
# Simple, just go to a tory doctor.
To any of them; Enoch Powell was merely a little strident, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:17, archived)
# i'll sit on that panel.
"i'm sorry, we cannot let you graduate. you are not smart enough to be a doctor, and we know that because you are a tory.

go fail at being an economist, too."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:23, archived)
# Hahaha! 100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:26, archived)
# 100% Bigotry.
The very thing you hate about the stereotypical Tory is what you become when you suggest that Torys are all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# 100% Hyperbol!
However, I am not unaware of the truth in what you say.
/ultra far leftist blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# oh hush.
they're not all the same. some are stupid and hateful, others are just stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Perhaps they mean
she's IN a stable.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:18, archived)
# Hahah
perhaps I should shop that too
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:19, archived)
# i thought that word stuck out prominently, figured you'd noticed it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:26, archived)
# Haha I just looked back at the pic I made
and it's not even vaguely funny :)
It's bedtime for me, g'night all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:27, archived)
# Cya, sleep well.
It had Maggie in it, no wonder!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:29, archived)
# but is it art?
'night, i'm off too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:39, archived)
# Wouldn't that be more correctly called a "sty"?
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:20, archived)
# oh, yes.
this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:21, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:13, archived)
# HMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:14, archived)
# i left craigslist alone for a while. it was getting too predictable.
but i'm planning a new post there and needed to get the feel of the place again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:24, archived)
# Troll on!
Back in a bit, rubberduckie teim.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:30, archived)
# bedtime for me, but have fun with the dux.
'night, all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 7:38, archived)
# Coz you think he's a cock?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 8:33, archived)