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# can you darn the gusset on my pantaloons
i seem to have worn them through!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Certainly not!
What am I your pantaloon gusset sewing maiden?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:33, archived)
# yes
yes you are, i pay you don't i?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Sir,
you boil my blood.
You are not fit to bear the name 'Baron' nor are you fit to remove the scum from a pigs back with your tongue!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:35, archived)
# one jests sir, i have removed much scum from many a pigs back..
and ones mother has never aired a grevance
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Once more sir,
you have insulted me and my good mother.
I must soon leave for China and will not till you have left B3tashire House taking your most foul manners and tongue with you!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:40, archived)
# You cannot leave us at this time of peril
There are cads, bounders, blackguards and scoundrels at the door. Who will protect us from this bed of immorality?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:43, archived)
# I must leave in
half an hour, but will return around twoish.
I think you will be safe till then, My butler Podbury will be here to safeguard you.
And Lord Newington is a man of high morals, he will protect you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:45, archived)
# i shall take this charge
with the gladdest of hearts
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I feel somewhat safer
But wait with bated breath for the return of the beloved Squire
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:50, archived)
# madam
there really is no answer to that.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)
# As you wish
my liege
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:05, archived)