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# 'ning to you!
what sort of gig? are you one of those pop stars i've been hearing so much about?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Ah. Beebop. I heard some of that on the wireless!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# those damned bees have infested all our mod cons.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# That reminds me of a joke I heard yesterday.
What bee make milk?
Boobies:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# heh.
you ought to draw that one up for b3ta's next project: the clean joke book.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# lol
I posted it yesterday, someone countered.
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# i love that joke.
what sits on the floor of the ocean and quivers?

a nervous wreck.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# gaaaah!
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two but fuck knows how they got in there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# .
i LOLed

why did the bakers hands smell?

because he kneaded a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha
What do get if you have a green ball in your right hand and another in your left?
Kermit the frogs undivided attention!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# O_O
What do you get if you cross the atlantic with the titanic?
Halfway.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Hahaha
How many depressives does it take to change a lightbulb?
Doesn't matter you might as well sit in the dark anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# plymouth hub
mad dog mcrea (irish folk music :D)

the van daniels (sound like ocs and the libertines love child)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# ah, good to hear.
i play the fretless worry, but not very well.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Talking of Irish music
Mate of mine just joined as bassist for the Popes:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Braw!
I love Shane McGowan . . . he does a brilliant impression of Richard Madeley

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Yeah but the poor guy is constantly being stalked by the tooth fairy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Ah, seen Mad Dog
about a billion times it feels like.

/Comes from same place as them blog
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)