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# Again, there is no cuddle option.
We, the people demand a cuddle option.


Well, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# captain, i don't give a damn how 'ard you are
you can't cuddle the ultimate weapon
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I bloody well can, I love it and it is my bunnywun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# you're even scarier than i thought then love
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Nooo not at all.
I just adore their little faces. And they've got two smiles, which is very cute as well. Aww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# And I shall love him,
And pet him,
And call him George.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# this is dirt. when i have time i'll do it properly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Heehee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# It's too brown!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I don't like that font!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *cuddles*
Sorry, couldn't resist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# \o/
I love cuddles, they're brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Well, my dear
I shall save you a special *cuddle* if our paths intersect at riverghosts' bash, how about that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
#
cuddle grope
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Well, ok, I may have been thinking that..
But, since I am almost twice her age, that would be rather wrong, I feel.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# you feel
intentional pun?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Oh bloody hell, no :)
Not intentional - there's no way out of this, is there?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# This seems an appropriate time to point out you're only as old as the woman you feel.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Do feel free to pass on the names of any gorgeous 42 year old brunettes you may have the number for...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I'll keep my eyes peeled, but don't get your hopes up.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# My ex is older than you.
My ex is older than my mum actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# \o/
*lives in hope*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# In my defence, he had a very nice accent.
But also a wife, a fact of which I was not aware.

Looking back on it, a man in his late 40s fancying a 17 year old is a bit.....yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# My point exactly.
*note to self: Make sure you do 'the voice' when you finally meet the Captain*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Aye, well, you don't have a wife.
And you're not now.... *takes off socks* 54. or 55. One of the two.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Indeed, not any more, anyhow
I'm cooking her dinner tonight, though - how North London is that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I am totally confused.
I must away to my bath...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I hope so.
I'm cuddling you, whatever happens. I shan't be in the least put off if you don't cuddle bacl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I shall, my dear, certainly cuddle you back.
and in a completely appropriate fashion, I might add. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Drat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Well, in that case, I'm sure we can come to some accommodation
;)

notes to self how many double-entendre possibilities there are in the above post
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Get this man a cold shower, stat.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# HAHA!
nicely done, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)