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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# instawin!
oppurtunity for a pearoast!

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Again, there is no cuddle option.
We, the people demand a cuddle option.


Well, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# captain, i don't give a damn how 'ard you are
you can't cuddle the ultimate weapon
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I bloody well can, I love it and it is my bunnywun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# you're even scarier than i thought then love
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Nooo not at all.
I just adore their little faces. And they've got two smiles, which is very cute as well. Aww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# And I shall love him,
And pet him,
And call him George.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# this is dirt. when i have time i'll do it properly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Heehee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# It's too brown!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I don't like that font!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *cuddles*
Sorry, couldn't resist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# \o/
I love cuddles, they're brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Well, my dear
I shall save you a special *cuddle* if our paths intersect at riverghosts' bash, how about that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
#
cuddle grope
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Well, ok, I may have been thinking that..
But, since I am almost twice her age, that would be rather wrong, I feel.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# you feel
intentional pun?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Oh bloody hell, no :)
Not intentional - there's no way out of this, is there?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# This seems an appropriate time to point out you're only as old as the woman you feel.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Do feel free to pass on the names of any gorgeous 42 year old brunettes you may have the number for...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I'll keep my eyes peeled, but don't get your hopes up.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# My ex is older than you.
My ex is older than my mum actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# \o/
*lives in hope*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# In my defence, he had a very nice accent.
But also a wife, a fact of which I was not aware.

Looking back on it, a man in his late 40s fancying a 17 year old is a bit.....yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# My point exactly.
*note to self: Make sure you do 'the voice' when you finally meet the Captain*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Aye, well, you don't have a wife.
And you're not now.... *takes off socks* 54. or 55. One of the two.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Indeed, not any more, anyhow
I'm cooking her dinner tonight, though - how North London is that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I am totally confused.
I must away to my bath...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I hope so.
I'm cuddling you, whatever happens. I shan't be in the least put off if you don't cuddle bacl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I shall, my dear, certainly cuddle you back.
and in a completely appropriate fashion, I might add. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Drat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Well, in that case, I'm sure we can come to some accommodation
;)

notes to self how many double-entendre possibilities there are in the above post
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Get this man a cold shower, stat.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# HAHA!
nicely done, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Can that shit Hudson.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# look into my eye
*edit* argh, beaten to it
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# :D
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# no worries
your's had a piccie :)
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# and you, you little shit-head, you're staying here.
*frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# hehehe
Look into my eye....

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# APONE
My only problem with this movie is that Apone cops it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# He is just superb, and yes, I agree
a damn shame.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# My love for him is such that
I really do want to just lick the screen when he comes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Arseholes and elbows?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Shag it, people!
Edit: How rude of me - How are you, good and kind sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Guess she don't like the cornbread either
/fine, squire, and your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I'm good, ta!
Prepping signature dish Sichuan Pepper Spiced Roast Pork Belly for dins, so very happy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# That sounds like a rather tasty signature dish.
I suspect mine might be lamb shanks slow cooked with dried fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# oooOOOooooo!
That sounds rather lovely.

*tries to quell rumbling stomach*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# It's gone down well with family and girlfriend.
And, it's a piece of piss to make.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Ahhh, a class dish indeed.
Liked the sound of it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Ever last chocolate inch of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# speaking of chocolate...
i'm going over the shops to buy some, brb!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Did you know....
That each of the marines first names are the same as the actor who played them, apart from Hicks. So that makes him Al Apone.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Garfield, you little shit-head, you're staying here.
EDIT: Fuck. Pipped to the post
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Zoom zoom zoom!
/JD
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Hahah great!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Excellence.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
# aaaaaaaaahhhhhahhah!
 
FREAKIN' GENIUS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:59, archived)
# I have a cat called Jones
He endorses this image.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)