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# MAAAOOOOOOOWWWWW
 











 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:32, archived)
# i had jasper on my lap earlier today.
he says hallo (as do squee, oom and pume, of course).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:34, archived)
# eeeee!
 
pats to all.
It's Gus' anniversary today, so I'm going to Ittybitty's to drink the most expensive bottle of wine I've been given in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:36, archived)
# aw, i'll toast him after i eat dinner.
i knew the anniversary was soon. would gus prefer i have a scotch or something sweet?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:39, archived)
# he didn't drink alcohol.
 
he did, however, go crazy for dried apricots, if you have any.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:42, archived)
# i do have dried apricots.
my gang are straight-edge too, except for pume. she likes guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:43, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:34, archived)
# fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:39, archived)
# HELLO XERXES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:40, archived)
# Also, why is mongy posting scat porn all over the board?
I've had to hide it all so I can't ask him directly.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:48, archived)
# it is chocolate cake porn, silly.
he's clearly got a sweet tooth and an erection. happens to the best of us.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:50, archived)
# crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:02, archived)
# maybe it's commentary on shitrags.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:52, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it isn't cubism.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:54, archived)
# rectal cubism would be a pain in the ass.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:00, archived)
# its great though, it gives me the chance to adblock every scatporn website out there.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:59, archived)
# every time you adblock one scatporn website, god codes three to replace it.
that's one of my grandpa's old proverbs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:03, archived)
# im sure there is in fact an amazingly large amount of scat porn out there.
i just don't know how or why.
do that many people have boners for shit?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:05, archived)
# it's like furries.
 
before the internet it was much harder for these sick freaks to find one another..
now, it's all too easy
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:06, archived)
# I bet if you looked for it you could find people in fursuits eating each others' shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:10, archived)
# yeah, but it's not really porn until the limbless toddlers show up.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)
# and what do you call this act of yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:34, archived)
# i peer into the souls of the gods using only common kitchen implements.
also: i can't believe the mods haven't cleaned up this trainwreck.

'nighty-night, i'm off to bedville.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:09, archived)
# Rule 34.
If it exists, there's porn of it.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:44, archived)
# i think some people do.
but the amount of it suggests additional trouble, namely "porn creep" and the tendency to pursue the extreme (extreme! sports, extreme! food, extreme! porn).

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:09, archived)
# I have boners for shit
sometimes I put my boner in shit
(miniscule connanoncho, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS, GROUPHUG.COM?
 
cause you should totally post that there.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:45, archived)
# Nice tip
I shall in future follow every single link you post.

Sadly grouphug.com are less discerning than b3ta and they won't let me sign up
(miniscule connanoncho, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:10, archived)
# GODDAMN SHITEATING FUCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:27, archived)
# is that .org or .net
because .com just shows images of puppies and kittens
(miniscule connanoncho, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)
# It's .us
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:50, archived)
# or .them
.
(miniscule connanoncho, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 7:36, archived)
# I haven't even heard of half of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:04, archived)
# on the plus side, whoever's doing this has probably completely fucked their PCs with spyware and shit from going to those sites.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:06, archived)
# there is that.
im going to bed now, hopefully tomorrow there will be less shit. goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:07, archived)
# have some bran before you go to sleep.
'night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:10, archived)
# I think the answer is simple
DONT DO DRUGS!
*also got the mong on ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:08, archived)
# hey, don't blame the drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:10, archived)
# I don't know, but Anthroapology is missing out on a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Totally.
I wonder what happened to him.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:31, archived)
# WE MAY NEVER EVER KNOW.
 
righto, better go home and take the booze to Ittybitty's.. Gibbston Valley Pinot Noir, should be primo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:36, archived)
# Nice.
Hope it's a good night.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:49, archived)
# hmmm...
I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that he's left himself logged in on someone else's computer and they're abusing the situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# MEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!
Woo yeah baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:18, archived)
# you!
hello. i'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:10, archived)
# ME!
hey you - i've been off for years!
cya!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)