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# Party Tricks
Me and Weebl have been videoing people doing their tricks. We've had 'The Fabulous Dancing Yak' levitating and Dr Nick squirting stuff out his eye.

Anymore for anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:15, archived)
# I can flare my nostrils at will.
It's a bit crap.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:19, archived)
# you're not really selling it now are you
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:20, archived)
# I can
swallow a sword and leap tall buildings in a single bound

/lies
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:20, archived)
# I can
make a crate of beer disappear. Takes a while though... y'know to get the full effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Nastar, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Yep
I can do that one. And I can magicly turn 2 bottles of wine into a red omlette.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:22, archived)
# I can roll my tongue
into 3. But then so can Dr Phil.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:21, archived)
# ?
Can you show me a photo of this? I can see it now "NATURE'S FREAKS - DO YOU DARE LOOK?"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:22, archived)
# gah!
no photos. But you know that most people can roll their tongues into a tube, well I can do 3 tubes.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:31, archived)
# my eyeballs, eyebrows
and ears vibrate. and i can belch on demand.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:24, archived)
# I can
increase the size of my johnson, just by thinking about Christina Ricci.

And then I can...
(I helped save b3ta! Nastar, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:35, archived)
# no
but a mate of mine and koit can bend her fingers right back. does that count?
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:36, archived)
# How does that work?
Koit holds her fingers and pulls, or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:48, archived)
# just about
there.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:55, archived)