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# I forgot about this
Everyone pretends to be 'Oirish' this weekend then.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# feck off, cup
this is one of my fav things on the internet:

Father Ted obscenity report
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# haha, this actually is making me giggle terribly
1st Segment
01:01:51 feck off
01:13:19 bastards
01:14:25 you bastards

2nd Segment
01:24:07 bastards
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I can't read it and not laugh
I can just imagine some stuffy uptight little bloke compiling it and being outraged
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# i'm just imagining a grumpy old irish man saying them all one after the other
01:07:48 me arse
01:08:40 feck this and feck that
01:08:47-49 you big hairy arse, you big fecker
01:08:58 worse then feck
01:09:04 f your f’ing wife
01:09:10 stick this f’ing pitchfork up your hole

cheerful chap
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# WTF
01:05:57 you flipping flipping flipper
Edit: I can imagine an outraged American highlighting this one and thinking "I believe this may be one of those quirk English swear words".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# "dear sir or madam"
"i don't suppose you noticed, but a certain word used frequently on your show bears a striking resemblance to another commonly used in America on the streets by youth urban culture."
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hahahah fab! I can just read that and know exactly in which context it was used
which scene who was wearing what the whole lot.
Where on earth is that from? One of those "get this filth off our tellies" sites?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# it's off the BBC
so not sure what it was for

'hairy Japanese bastards' is my absolute fave
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I think
they have to report any swearing etc. before someone decides whether BBC America will be allowed to show the prog.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# ahh I see
was confused cos of it being on C4 an that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
01:09:15 bastard this and bastard that

edit: even better


01:06:02 what the fuck are you doing here? This is my fucking spot. Get the fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Arf!
But it was 'fupping' not fucking. I loved it when he called Ted a 'fupping baxter priest' and then pointed to the 'no swearing' sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
01:01:54 obscene hand gesture indicating fornication

01:02:20 obscene hand gesture indicating fornication

01:06:00-14 Cuban Fertility Statue with giant phallus


Put this on the links board!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# done!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# i'm going to avoid it as much as possible by going to the british museum.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)