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# I like Spam.
Yes I understand the history and all, I think the video is funny, and I know why it's here.

Grits. Grits, Grits, Grits, Grits, Grits. Beans are not a good thing to eat after your stomach has been empty for hours. Grits, Pizza, French Fries, Old Socks, and Coffee, in that order.

No way should you eat spam for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# WOW
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# haha.
don't lean left else the remnants of your brain leak from your ear hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
#
ear arse
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# you're confusing me.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# ^ this
it's even harder to understand when i'm drunk
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# to distract you!
*loves*
*in the ear*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# ooh blimey
this is much better than I thought it would be...

edit: I preferred your old user name :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# this is just a temporary change
I'll be back to normal when I'm less drunk tomorrow afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Lovely username.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)
# better than yours
:-)

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Damn right, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours,
I could teach you, but I'd have to KILL YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# /shakes milkshakes
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Yeah.
I should change it to something funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Like mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I like it!
I think it IS funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I'm not good at funny
I just pick a (half) sentence from anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Can I ask an honest question
shittiest part of season two TNG?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# dunno
I always thought neelix was the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# that's not the question, and Neelix
was ST Voyager. Jesus you are a rubbish geek.

Why no icon? ideals or just never bothered?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)
# 3. I'm cheap
1. Why would you expect me to post a question?
2. I know, see the title of my post above

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I fucked that up.
I'm buying you an icon if Lewis gets a podium.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)
# lewis who?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Hamilton.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)
# this is a sports thing
right?

anyway, if I can remember it, I'll keep you to it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Motor racing my good man
sport of the people that kings paid to do the sports they were too scared to try.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)
# haha kings?
yes, I remember the James VI Grand Prix, he was tipped for pole, but chickened out and had to get one of the serfs to drive his Mclaren. Those were the days.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)
# who let you out of the engine bay
you northern oik? *plunges*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)
# pfft
as in, I booked my appearances as guest-star on shit tv shows before I fucked it all up Lewis Hamilton?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)
# booya that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)
# howdy...
hows friday treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# fuck me, is it friday?
oh shit! Yeah, not bad thanks! I haven't moved anything past my elbows so far today, but it can only get better :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Nom nom nom.
is this the "talk" you speak of?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# *points*
OVER THAR! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I know what /talk is you silly chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)
# hahaha
BLIMEY SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T TAKE A JOKE CUH
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
#
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I'm a big fan of yours
I loved Hermanopoly.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Wow.
That's an old 'un. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# thank you.
it's about time.

Can you see me yet?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# 'ning bargey!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)
# 'Ning sir
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# all good mate
You into pendulum?
*points to calender event in profile*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Good to hear!
I don't know who they are. Bugger!
/ignoranus blog
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Ode to a Bean
Don't you not don't never know nothing ever? Beans are the sparkling pinnicle of dietery art. Take "Legumes dans mon botty" By Louis Chinky von Meatwallet. A veritable 'tour de force'.The puckered thingy, the implied velocity of the ejected beans, then the 'oral catch' and the finalising parable of the " twice shat lentils" Beans are the little seeds of new life. Re birth,..... and farting.
(Fredkrugar, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I couldnt previously be bothered
but WHAT THE FUCK ARE GRITS?

I tried eating grits when I was younger but found them too salty, they broke my teeth and gave me internal bleeding, so fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Grits are what you get in your knee when the big guy hacks you down at fitba.
Wee grains of playground jammed into your flesh.

I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I still have a bit of grit in my hand from when I was 6 and what you describe happened
it's quite odd.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)
# HEY LOOK AT CHINK CHANGERS.
THIS IS WHAT THE ARIA OF LIARS WAS MADE OUT OF.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)
# WHAT YOU ARE THE BOOBS, JESUS?


perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)
# I made this for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)