I'm sure that there are some really nice AmericansSome of the guys who post music at the same place I do are really sound. It's just that I can honistly say that I've never met an American I actually liked. Canadians yes. Americans no.
I lived in Bath for 5 years and got sick of the lard arse buggers expecting to be treated like royalty but acting like spoilt brats (no wait, that is like royalty isn't it?). Like I say, I'm sure there are some nice ones, it's just that the only ones who can afford to travel are generally arseholes...
(I used to give American tourist completely fabricated directions around Bath, which was really good fun 'If you take the next left and then hang right you'll get to stonehenge')
(I lived in Bath for 5 years and got sick of the lard arse buggers expecting to be treated like royalty but acting like spoilt brats (no wait, that is like royalty isn't it?). Like I say, I'm sure there are some nice ones, it's just that the only ones who can afford to travel are generally arseholes...
(I used to give American tourist completely fabricated directions around Bath, which was really good fun 'If you take the next left and then hang right you'll get to stonehenge')
gurningchimp,
Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:48,
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My husband is americanI think he's one of the nice ones
( Roxy_Hart is so so old,
Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:50,
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Hahahanew favourite pastime...
( man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now,
Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:52,
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I went to stonehenge last summer toShow my Canadian friend the sights... There was loads of tourist (no, really) so we spent about 2 hours walking in a circle sidling up to groups of 'em putting on deep west c'untry accents and saying things like-
"And they do say, that when the crows leave Stonehenge England will fall..."
"And in the 1800's it was fashionable to rub your new born babies agains't the stones. This is why the stones are so small now..."
We made one of the tour guides piss themselves!
("And they do say, that when the crows leave Stonehenge England will fall..."
"And in the 1800's it was fashionable to rub your new born babies agains't the stones. This is why the stones are so small now..."
We made one of the tour guides piss themselves!
gurningchimp,
Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:00,
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canadiansare cool friendly sexy people, a ridiculously high proportion of my friends are canadian. i have only ever had two american friends, one was a kick-ass hick redneck alkie and the other was a chick with amazing tits who one threw a shot of tequila into my right eyeball.
( mikeisbrill,
Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:53,
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I got chatting to some folk on the train"Are you canadian?"
"Yeah, how'd you tell?"
"You sounded american but you weren't shouting"
("Yeah, how'd you tell?"
"You sounded american but you weren't shouting"
Oscar Wildebeest,
Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:19,
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