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# Conversations from the b3ta inbox ... (sorry about the size)
Jaywoa: i do not want any emails any more ok

Rob: Send a blank email to [email protected] to unsubscribe.

Jaywoa: i do not want them any more ok i have told u before do not send me any more or i will inform aol

Rob: Send a blank email to [email protected] to unsubscribe.

Jaywoa: i do not want any more

Rob: Send a blank email to [email protected] to unsubscribe.

Jaywoa: R U A DICK I DO NOT WANT ANY MORE OF THESE FUCKING DAM COMMIES U SHITHEAD SO FUCK OFF U BASTARD IF U SEND ME ANYTHING ELSE I WILL REPORT U TO AOL SO STOP

Rob: Send a blank email to [email protected] to unsubscribe.

*rob checks sent email folder*

Rob: I've just checked my email and I've sent you instructions on how to remove yourself from the subs 4 times now. For clarity I shall repeat myself: 'Send a blank email to [email protected] to unsubscribe.'
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Inform Aol??
Has he confused them with the police?
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:29, archived)
# But don't AOL/TIME WARNER Own the world

Or America (which if you're american means the world...)
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:34, archived)
# There are some nice Americans.
Who's the nice girl who posts on here?
She'd tell you off.
(Although I agree with in general, I've lived in Oxford and Cambridge and there's hundreds of them roaming the streets.)
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Do you wear a duffel coat
and ride a bike with a basket?
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:40, archived)
# And a multicoloured scarf.

I'm a northerner by trade, from Penistone, so mostly I wear a flat cap and a whippet.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:43, archived)
# You
wear a wippet?
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:50, archived)
# No
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:52, archived)
#
phew
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:54, archived)
# haha
out of the entire millions of American citizens you fail to recall the name of the one nice american girl that you know of.

Does that say anything to you?

I know lots of nice Americans. It's just a shame none of them are in positions of power.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Good point.

Although i don't know of any nice English people who are in positions of power either. Blunkett seemed nice enough, and then as soon as he was made HomeSecretary he becomes all nasty.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Mo Mowlam?
I think she's nice but then again no longer in a position of power
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:59, archived)
# I have full respect for Mo
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:04, archived)
# no sorry
Blunkett has always been an evil little cunt.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:03, archived)
# I'm sure that there are some really nice Americans
Some of the guys who post music at the same place I do are really sound. It's just that I can honistly say that I've never met an American I actually liked. Canadians yes. Americans no.

I lived in Bath for 5 years and got sick of the lard arse buggers expecting to be treated like royalty but acting like spoilt brats (no wait, that is like royalty isn't it?). Like I say, I'm sure there are some nice ones, it's just that the only ones who can afford to travel are generally arseholes...

(I used to give American tourist completely fabricated directions around Bath, which was really good fun "If you take the next left and then hang right you'll get to stonehenge")
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:48, archived)
# My husband is american
I think he's one of the nice ones
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Are you sure?

Have you checked his pockets?
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)
# not recently
*worried*
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:55, archived)
# I'm sure he's lovely
You married him after all!
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Hahaha
new favourite pastime...
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I went to stonehenge last summer to
Show my Canadian friend the sights... There was loads of tourist (no, really) so we spent about 2 hours walking in a circle sidling up to groups of 'em putting on deep west c'untry accents and saying things like-

"And they do say, that when the crows leave Stonehenge England will fall..."

"And in the 1800's it was fashionable to rub your new born babies agains't the stones. This is why the stones are so small now..."

We made one of the tour guides piss themselves!
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:00, archived)
# canadians
are cool friendly sexy people, a ridiculously high proportion of my friends are canadian. i have only ever had two american friends, one was a kick-ass hick redneck alkie and the other was a chick with amazing tits who one threw a shot of tequila into my right eyeball.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:53, archived)
# living
up to your name I see...
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:58, archived)
# I got chatting to some folk on the train
"Are you canadian?"
"Yeah, how'd you tell?"
"You sounded american but you weren't shouting"
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Don't know about that, but.....
isn't Colin Powell's son CEO of AOL/Time Warner or something high up-ish and doesn't Colin own $7 million worth of shares?
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:54, archived)
# you
communist.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Yeah!

You Columist!
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Yeah!
Rob the RED!
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:36, archived)
# and you suck chickens
by the sound of it.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:37, archived)
# but
they don't want any more mails, rob. make them stop!
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:29, archived)
# ooh
he'll inform AOL on you, and they'll send Connie around to give you a spanking
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:29, archived)
# NO!
BAD THOUGHTS!
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)
# mmmmm.
connie
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:46, archived)
# I would
but only if she would shut the fuck up.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:47, archived)
# id make her download
from my broadband pipeline.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:57, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:59, archived)
# unlike aol though,
I would deliver a substantial volume in a short time.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:04, archived)
# I nearly wet myself to that.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:08, archived)
# She's blond in real life
the hairs a wig. And she's rather tasty. Tall. Nice boobies.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:49, archived)
# and with a nasty
injury on the side of her face.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:52, archived)
# i bet hes 14
stupid.

really stupid, but reckons hes uber l33t CS god
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:29, archived)
# i got an invite to a training course on netiquette.
i almost replied-to-all with the simple phrase, "ph34r th3ir ski11z!"...
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:32, archived)
# hehe
i hate l33t to55er5
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Why didn't you?
Alternatively reply with "YES PLIZ A WLD LKIE THAT V MUCH"
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:39, archived)
# because no-one would get it
and then they'd all look at me funny.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:44, archived)
# I reckon
he should send a blank email to [email protected] to unsubscribe
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Get the fuck outta here!
/Eddie Murphy

:)
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I didn't know that Jack Straw subscribed to B3ta...
Strange
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)
# The internet
is educational.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)
# can we have his email address please?
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)
# you know Rob will only say no
he's always a bit grown up like that
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:32, archived)
# if you can be grown-up
can you also be grown-down?
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:38, archived)
# it's called osteoporosis
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:53, archived)
# badum
tish
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:56, archived)
# phew
I thought it maybe too obscure
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha
ha ha ha
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:57, archived)
# excellent
idea
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:33, archived)
# what nasty words..
that person uses
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:31, archived)
# I had someone threaten to kill me, my family and my pets if i didn't stop emailing him
Luckily, I don't have any pets.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:31, archived)
# and ok, now your family are dead
but didn't they look silly?
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:33, archived)
# were you emailing for a reason?
Or just experimenting to see how much it took to get a guy to threaten your pets?
:)
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:33, archived)
# now you tell me!
.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:37, archived)
# What are dam commies?
Do they let the water out or keep it in?
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Send his e-mail
to AOL and tell them he's being abusive
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Pfft
Only an idiot would want to unsubscribe anyway.
Look out for AOL though. They can do things.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:34, archived)
# yah boo sucks to aol
B3ta gets the most complaints from AOL users. As they pay for their content they seem to assume that AOL owns the rest of the internet.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:36, archived)
# AOL
is for stupid people, who need to be on the internet, but can't use it
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:37, archived)
# if they can get people from the slightly damp
end of the gene pool like him online, they can do anything
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:36, archived)
# "Slightly damp end fo the gene pool"
Haha class!

I think this guy may come from more of a gene-puddle though...
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:39, archived)
# lol
i think he might be at the shallow end of a gene damp patch that contains 4 americans, 7 sheep, and a buddist monk
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Exactly...
Who would want to unsubscribe to b3ta!? It's like, the bomb. You can quote me on that.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:36, archived)
# about 500 per week I think
but the new subs so far have always been higher than the unsubs (touch wood) so it hasn't dropped yet. famous last words.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:38, archived)
# call him a silly chicken

he deserves it!
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:34, archived)
# That is excellent
if it keeps on much longer, he might explode.

be sure to get him to record it for the newsletter.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:54, archived)
# sometimes
i want to be that person.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:06, archived)