How could you not love that joke?Your heart is made of stone, sir.
of stone.
(of stone.
hexachordal la la la la la,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:24,
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that's very much a Dad joke, that one.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:25,
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what's long brown and sticky?
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:29,
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A shit that's been left out in the sun.No, don't eat it! Put it down!
But seriously, have you got any jokes?
(But seriously, have you got any jokes?
hexachordal la la la la la,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:32,
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Yes!A pepper and a mushroom are walking down the street. The pepper says 'So, are you going to Broccoli's party?' And the mushroom says, 'Broccoli's having a party!? He didn't invite me! I mean, I'm a fun guy to be around...'.
OR
Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin says, 'It's getting kinda hot in here.' The other one goes, 'OMG! YOU CAN TALK!!?'
(OR
Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin says, 'It's getting kinda hot in here.' The other one goes, 'OMG! YOU CAN TALK!!?'
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:35,
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