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# i got some lush shaving cream in december
and still have half the bottle left!

it fucking rocks and its called 'ambrosia' therefore it HAS to be good
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Manwife and my legs use the 'prince' one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# does it only reach as far as your legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Fuck you, Nibus, compared to a lot of people I'm nigh on hairless.
I use other stuff elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# er...wait a minute
it was a Prince joke

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Ohhhh I seeeeeee.
I meant it lovingly.

Come on, you know in Bucks 'Fuck you' is tantamount to asking someone for their hand in marriage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# haha
I'll let you off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *reaches further*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I'm 5ft 4 from end to end.
If you stand in the middle you can probably touch my head with one hand and my feet with the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# My girlfriend is 5 foot, and you know, I've never even tried doing that.
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I bet you can. Have you got long monkey arms?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I guess they're fairly long, I'm 6 foot.
It's something I'll be trying.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Excellent work, let me know how you get on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Maybe I can start a blog.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# 'can I touch women's ends?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Without being convicted.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# That's the aim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *touches*




/innuendo blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Sympathy for the skin is saving my face at the moment
I've had some very painful exczema/psoriasis stuff recently, where my skin physically hurts, and that stuff is really calming. Lots of lavender and chamomile and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Ooooh I may have to try that.
I'm very sensitive, but weirdly not to Lush products.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# ^this
a grew facial hair to i didnt have to shave every other day
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# would you like to try that again in English?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# apologies
I grew facial hair so i didnt have to shave every other day
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# right you are
well, I'd better get back to work. i've basically upended my living room to tidy up so I can have more space to play with my PS2 eye toy.

However, I now have about six square inches of visible carpet.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# probably something to do with their m'all natural' thing
The best stuff would most likely be their fresh range, but I don't live close enoughto a lush to get there every week, and it costs too much to have it delivered.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Natural they may be
still more parabens than none though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# This board is beginning to feel a bit like an Avon party
Ding Dong
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# now it's beginning to sound like leslie phillips
helllllloooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# the shaving cream of the gods!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# a face so smooth
it squeaks
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)