There is A Jasmine that lives near me, yes.She also works with me, and is 18. If anyone touches her I shall physically assault them.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22,
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She's a 5ft 9, slim, blonde, pretty VIRGIN.At 18. I have no idea how she's managed it in our town. And she's nice, too.
My lovely little thing. Bless her, I can see her at the moment, dancing by the fax machine.
(My lovely little thing. Bless her, I can see her at the moment, dancing by the fax machine.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24,
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You ask your staff if they're virgins?
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28,
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No, she's also a friend.Who told me she ran away from some bloke in a club because she let slip to him she was a virgin and he wouldn't leave her alone after that.
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Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33,
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Surely a virgin's not the best choice for a one-night stand. Dr Preference AjcuiVd289,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:36,
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You'd think.I used to collect them, maybe he does.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38,
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Whoever gets this one will be a very lucky person.She's a proper little love.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34,
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Clearly she either has massive personality defects (hurrah for personality defects)or is secretly a vampire just kills the men instead.
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Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33,
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I was about to say, that sounded quite hopeful. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34,
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Hopeful as in I am trying to fish for girlfriends?I pray I still have enough credibility to not do that, yet.
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Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38,
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Ah, that depends on how much credibility I afford you.edit: in my eyes, obviously. Not anyone else's.
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Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:39,
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A couple of ounces possibly.I knew a girl once, shocking I know, and she'd come off badly out of a relationship but decided to abandon all her brilliantly quirky personality defects. Refuse to admit that she had any anxieties or neurosises and then just turned into a combination of boring methodist and very dull happy-to-be-pissed student.
A combination which is as confusing contradicting as it is a massive waste of an amusing person.
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Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:42,
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A combination which is as confusing contradicting as it is a massive waste of an amusing person.