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[challenge entry] Sorry...

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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# choke on this you silly man.
i think we're due for a new shock site. 2g1c is getting stale.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)
# The BME pain olympics are worth/not worth a look, depending on your stance.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Eggs in a briar patch
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Aaaargh
I don't even know what you're referring to but it's giving me a really bad mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)
# David Byrne song.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:36, archived)
# AAARGH DAVID BYRNE
HE NEEDED TALKING HEADS TO BE AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)
# AH NOW SIR THERE WE DIFFER
HIS SOLO GIG IN PRINCETON WAS BY FAR THE BEST GIG I EVER SAW.
SO FIE.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)
# I liked him best when he worked with the tom tom club.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhjZ3TGbvdM&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# YOU ARE TINA WEYMOUTH'S BITCH
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
SHE ALSO SAID
Mots pressx, mots sensx,
Mots qui disent la vit? mots maudits, mots mentis,
Mots qui manquent le fruit desprit
SO YEAH NOT TOO SURE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# You should totally write that in the youtube comments.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Hahaha I knew it would
but it's actually just the song I happened to be listening to when I saw this conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)
# i'm going to guess that you alreadt read his online journal, yes?
i check it sporadically and used to listen to his radio show.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Yeah
although I don't think I've heard his radio show. I'll check that out.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# i think it still exists.
it's been a while since i tuned in though.

edit: it is on. he's playing a shitload of thelonious monk right now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 3:12, archived)
# only the split cock stuff makes me squick, pretty much.
human suffering i'm fairly indifferent to and i have a high pain threshold, so much of i just see as an endorphin rush.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Oh please.
You are my favourite b3tan and i know about your 'things' but please, I beg you. Don't make me think of banana splits any more. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# how are you on henna tattoos?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)
# ambivalent
but probably pro. I paid a fortune for it in London from Chinese street traders only to get caught up in a raid on illegal traders. I just ended up with a dirty patch on my arm and a slight feeling of "you daft cunt, paying first is never a business premise"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)
# I just aim as normal...
Is that a trick question?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:54, archived)
# from me?
always.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)
# I said sorry!
I couldn't think of owt much else for the punchline, but I just love the 'choke dance' I got 'em doin so I had to use it.

Any suggestions for a better punchline, feel free, I still have the frames...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)
# how about a polar opposite?
www.pers.com/blobbieworld/songs/blobbiesong/
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:36, archived)
# ARGH YOU FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# i love that site. open it in more than one window.
*sings along*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
#
how is that not on you tube. I feel a video coming on
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# i think it freezes the few remaining neurons of the typical youtubian.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 3:04, archived)
# I just realised that it's a whole lot funnier if the 2girls1cup frame is just a sumbliminal flash.
I discovered this with a timely F5.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)
# you are welcome to your new shock sites.
Can't you think of me for once? I've not seen 2g1c and I don't want to. Already you plan worse. with bears, probably. ( and leather and chrome plugs ). Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)
# it's just hazelnut praline or something that's been pumped up there
i'm sure.
i expect, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I've never seen it either nor ever intend to,
Happy to do your suggestions tho! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I've shaved all over this morning so you are
fucked for the bear scenario ;) I have to go to bed, I do love you all. even the ones I'm going to kill.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)
# G'night!
*waves hanky, steals body hair*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I've seen it
Don't know what the fuss is about really.

Real or not, some of the reaction videos were way over the top.

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)
# seen it?
I've probably re-enacted it a few times. lets not spoil the comedy moment and point out the foibles in my artistic license.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# i always check them out. i like knowing what scares people.
if i live long enough to see the blade runner-ish day that we can wear clothing with animated gifs playing across them, i'll have a few porn clips loaded to use.

we're just partially evolved beasts, and we'll use displays to attract mates and repel enemies, forever.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I know mate
and of course I'd be a lying cunt if I said I'd not seem most of what you have seen on the internet. ( I hope that's a lie. I love you, but you are fucked up )
I'm all for fetishist as it comes, and please, don't even stop to unplug the midget from his arse to think about it. All I ask is don't kidnap me and use me to mop up the fluids.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# nah, it's rude to force other people to share one's own intimate fascinations.
which is why, of course, i'm utterly opposed to children being allowed out in public and to religion in all forms.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:54, archived)
# i personally look forward to the day
when people say "ffs! 250k limit. didn't you read the faq?" to me in the street
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:55, archived)
# should i ever see you in the street, i shall pay hordes of street urchins to chase you about and scream that at you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)
# *click*
Ahahaha, they love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)
# BAPS AND SHITTY CUPS!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)