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[challenge entry] Parp


previously (approx 1.25% funnier)

I remember why I gave up now

From the Star Trek challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# oh god, SPANG
but wooo as this raised more than a smile from me
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *whacks round the head with a frying pan*
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
#
x_x

mmmmmm fried stuff
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# My favourite food group.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# That is a pretty grim reaper indeed !
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hold still
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
#
Starfleet directive g343963 clearly states
that punning is outlawed. Arrest that man!
            /
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Turn on the tractor beam
and haul him in !
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# he is a traitor
and a part of the rebel alliance, take him away!

... oh wait
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# g343963?
with a ginger toupee?
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Starfleet directive g343963?
No officer shall assume the role of pantomime dame during summer months? I don't entirely see how thats relevent, old fruit.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Your handbook is out of date,
that's now directive k293268/ii . It was moved to the Winchester section.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# bloody starfleet
i only got issued that thing last year.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Fleeting Moments . . .
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)