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# Just had my holiday snaps developed...
...and for the third year running every single one of them has an image of Terry Wogan shitting on an onion.


Can anyone please explain?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# You need to wash the lense.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# hehehe
you seem to have a mini terry infestation on your camera lense.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# because you stalk him?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Terry Wogan is your wife
you have been married for 17 years, and every time is the same story.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
but why does wogan have a handbag
and a distinct lack of hands?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# They're in the handbag.
That's why it's a handbag.

I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# that makes sense
but can you explain his upwardly pointing breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# No.
No I cannot.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Reverse gravity
caused by his pacemaker
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I thought perhaps
that at the moment the photo was taken, he was moving sharply downwards. But your explanation is more plausible.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# you make a valid point
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I can't explain,
but whatever you do, don't anger him.



and have a gently confused woo for your wogan/onion too.

edit/ very reevesian, never a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Why does that still have a getty images tag?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# LOL..very funny
look how happy he looks when he poos
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I think Science needs to look into this phenomenon.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Thank you all for your helpful advice.
I may write to the BBC and ask for their opinion.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)