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# I wonder what the most 'OH MY FUCKING GOD NO' moment at a b3ta bash was
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# mongychops
trying to ignore someone


/evenin all
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# oh
what's up with using good old fashioned internet weirdo weirdness to make people you don't like to run away screaming from oneself? :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# RELIGIOUS INTERNET WEIRDNESS WORKS BEST
I use it to get rid of freaky women in pubs.
/fact
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I would love to know what its like to
be so irresistable to women that I would have to make up stuff to get rid of them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Trust me,
I only attract freaks.
Current wife being an exception to the rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# maybe he's one of those chaps who uses the traditional chat up line
"LOOK AT MY COCK" when extremely pissed, and forgets all about it

then, some time later, various wimmin come up to him because they find him irresistable?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I use alcohol as a contraceptive
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# heh, fair enough
I just use my natural internet wierdo thing, oh shit.. that's probably bad isn't it :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I'd have you just to hear about more ninja madness :O
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# haha
well, don't get me too drunk, as I'll just throw up everywhere and steal furniture

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# as long as you jump in the air and eat some noodles and shit first!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I'll be like totally eating noodles, and like some guys burst into the front of the cafe
and the big guy takes off his head covering

and I'm like totally "IT'S YOU!!"

and he'd be like "YOU HAVE EATEN YOUR LAST NOODLE, DISCOMEAT"

and I'd slowly totally push my bowl of noodles to one side, and I'd bow humbly, and I'd be like "FUK YU MONG FU!" and I'd like totally jump into the fucking air and shit and be like "AAAAIAIAIEEEEEAAHAAEAE I KILL YOU!!!" and he'd be like "AAAIAIEIEIAEE I KILL YOU TOTALLY" and like all the ninjas and shit would be jumping in the air and shit and like the noodles would be everywhere and shit and like I'd smash through the tables and shit and people would be running out screaming and shit and like I'd totally jump into the air and shit and like he'd be fucking totally flying through the air like some kind of fucking blur and shit and we'd be throwing fucking chopsticks at eachother and it'd be like death of a thousand fucking total chopstick cuts and shit and like I'd be fucking totally doing the martial art of "KIK YU" and he'd be like totally fucking doing his "FUK YU IN" and like, I'd have to like be all cool and shit and like totally reach for a bottle of beer and shit and like drink the beer and be like all cool and say "YOU WILL BE DEFEATED! HAHAAHAHAHA" and shit and like then I'd die, beacuse I'm a fat internet wierdo and he's like a "FUK YU IN" master and shit and he'd like totally kick the shit out of me and shit, then he'd laugh and shit and try to steal my noodles as a prize and shit but like the jokes totally on him and shit because like the noodles are so full of msg and shit that he shits himself inside out and shit and like he's totally dead and shit, and like the other ninjas laugh and then leap out through the window of the cafe on fire and then like, die and shit.

Then it would totally fade to black and because it is such a high quality hong kong movie and shit you'd see this on the screen:


and you'd cry and shit because the film was full of real like, shit and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER
(maninthespoon, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 6:41, archived)
# me and robtoo naked was good
then i got up and dipped my balls in a pint of guinness, most there where friends from before, i'm sure the new bash people were a bit against the graphic nature of our posts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# haha
but that's a typical night out in most places

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# erm....
this wasnt it, but I still love it :)

youtube.com/watch?v=bc56c6IWVLI
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# erm....
and this didn't result in a brawl?

with glass?

and chairs?

I'm very confused

no really, I'm _very_ confused

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Watch rounds 2, 3 and 4 then!
AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# make your own sandwich!
hippy!

:Þ

edit: oh I see, pretend violence

that usually gets people upset too "I'm having a fucking drink you stupid cunt" and then they start being rude!


edit2: or is this just some sexual thing?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Have you watched the other rounds?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# yes, I've watched the other rounds
I have no idea what it's all about, looks quite silly to me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Arf!
By the way, I am the one in the stripey jumper.

It was myself and Dr When, we found out that each other had been trained in stage fighting. I myself was trained by a man who ended up becoming a priest in Eastenders, I believe he married Jim and Dot.

So it progressed, but lots of beer and hi-jinx resulted in spilling Dave the Hats beer!

And still, to this day, nearly a year later, he still asks how my ear is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# ah well, as long as nobody got the idea to join in
that's when the shit starts flying :)

and I kinda guessed the jumper action due to the video title :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I've been trained in urban and desert warfare
me and you are gonna have a ball ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# *rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# fuck.
I'll have to get the handbook out for that one. *oof*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# haha
it's rape hour again..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# well, I lack the technical knowledge of either subject
I suspect that may be just "a tad" one sided :)

hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)