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# Good to see he is a correctly constructed Battenberg too.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# CHOCOLATE battenberg?
i can scarcely contain my fury
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Standards...once they start slipping, where will we all be?
I am glad to see you harbour the same strong feelings as myself.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I agree.
One minute it's chocolate in Battenberg, the next they'll be shitting in the streets. A line must be drawn somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
#
Adopt suitable axes, then draw the line between 'chocolate in Battenberg' and 'shitting in the streets', and decorate with happy flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I blame the immigints
And Jeremy Kyle...
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# it'd be like strawberry jaffa cakes!!!!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# D:<
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# they taste foul too!
Got some in Tesco t'other day, and it plays with your head. They look like jaffa cakes, feel like jaffa cakes, they just taste like shite, and because you brain is expecting orange, you just feel inclined to vomit!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# but it aint ornage
it arpicot

EDIT: Nope wikipedia says it ornage after all

not arpicot
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# how dare you blaspheme
Jaffa Cakes are most definitely orange, hence the Jaffa in the their name
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I would definitely try that last one at least.
Just for the thrill!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# What the fuckery is the last one meant to be?
Sure as hell ain't Battenburg.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# its a burberryburg
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# a shitnburg?
*ponders* Christ, you actually could make one out of different coloured turds... *goes off to be sick*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# save that!
you can use the sick in lieu of marzipan.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)