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# Empty...
My life now feels empty now my pubic danruff quest has finished.

What ever shall I do.. Suggestions ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:53, archived)
# do the old
gluing a pound coin to the pavement - but do it outside your office window so you can get pictures of people attempt to pick it up.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:55, archived)
# Put a
New spin on it though, otherwise you will be branded for treading water in the comedy coin stuck to the pavement fraternity.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:59, archived)
# in that case
glue one of them 'shy dolls' to the pavement and photograph the reactions.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:01, archived)
# I think
they wouldn't be that mocking with that idea.

They are a fickle bunch ive heard.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:02, archived)
# my nan
bought two of those shy dolls back from holiday...i couldn't help but laugh....
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:06, archived)
# Why not glue a big
glass cock to the ground and see if any female golf players try to pick it up?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:06, archived)
# Or
kiss it
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:08, archived)
# Suggestion.
Stop hanging around toilets with camaras
(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:56, archived)
# well
what should he hang around a toilet with then?
(que, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:57, archived)
# Toilet Duck?
.
Or airfreshener and spray it around as soon as someone finishes.
(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:00, archived)
# toilet duck?
maybe it could act as your spy
(rawx, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:15, archived)
# his willy out.


i'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:07, archived)
# and
a pack of condoms.

my coat's right underneath there, thanks.
(que, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:10, archived)
# You could go on a quest
To find the owner of the pubic dandruff. Email the pics around the company - asking the culprit to make themselves known. I know what you're thinking... They might be reluctant to own up. Promise them something like a bag of werthers originals as a prize - that should flush them out.
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:56, archived)
# you really are going to
have to find the scabby culprit.
perhaps a toilet vigil?
or next time you spot it, run back into the office shouting, "QUICK! COme and have a look in the loos, some dirty fucker's got pubeydruff!!!!!"
and see who declines.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 15:56, archived)
# yes
a reluctancy to witness one of the nastiest things you could possibly find in the loo is an obvious sign of guilt.

have you got any more useful tests of culpability?

i'm sure you could have taught those Eliziabethan witch hunters a thing or two about justice... not to mention the Inquisitors
(rawx, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:02, archived)
# yes i probably could have done..
"OI ! leave that woman alone, she's no witch!"
(look of relief from said woman)
"No, she looks too relieved, burn the slag!"
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 16:04, archived)
# I'll get me coat in advance
If... they.. weighs the same as a duck, their made of wood. And therefore A witch!

Or is that Witches?
(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:07, archived)
# oi!
no python. and if you do quote it, then at least get it right word for word... i'm watching :)
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:13, archived)
# write
a song about it.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:05, archived)