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# but i am always a bastard
and that doesn't get me chicks.

its probably because i'm ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:55, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that
is there anything we can do?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:56, archived)
# I'm a psychopath.
the ladies love it.

besides, Dr.Phil knows i love the pants off her, so I'm sure she won't be offended.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 15:58, archived)
# depends
are you a pretty girl?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:02, archived)
# mike
i went out with a ginger bastard once. it does happen.

he was evil though, and i'm sure you're capable of not being evil. if you try.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:57, archived)
# I think you have to be nice
but in a kind of "i'm going to turn into a bastard, I am" kind of way, and then when they are successfully lured, become a bastard.

Thats the bit I can't do because I'm just too nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:57, archived)