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# Look at his head.
Now think of (arguably one of the best songs of the 20th Century) Skee-Lo's 'I wish'.


Totally fucking works.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Noon, Cap'n.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Nongles Spanner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# good middle-day, Cap'n.
(the rabbit wishes he could get with Leoshi, you know, she's really fine)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Oh fuck off I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# are you feeling a bit conflicted today?
perchance?
edit: more APC? Noice. Maynard is working hard on your iPod.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Fuck off I love you is just such an excellent phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# You should make greetings cards with it on.
Instant profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# there is a shop in Oxford
that sells greetings cards which almost certainly include this one. They have some ace ones, such as "Happy birthday you enormous wanker" and so on.

I had a large temptation to stop this post at "there's a shop in Oxford." True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# There's a comic shop in Oxford
That doesn't seem to understand the bleaching qualities of sunlight. Every time I walk past it I feel so bloody angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Comic showcase?
It's closed. It is now "the cous-cous cafe" or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Probably, I haven't been to Oxford
in about a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
#
He's okay. Don't fully agree with his policy on vintage comic display.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Spaced FTW
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# YAY \o/
well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# a couple with whom I am friends...
used to have a weird thing where she was our friend and he would never meet us, just drop her off and pick her up again. One time as he dropped her off they'd been arguing and she clearly said "fuck you, you cunt." as she got out the car. He said "what did you say?" and she slowly turned, and using the voice of the devil from the exorcist said...

"I said I love you."
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# i think i love her
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *hacks for a bit*
Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Carras

I can do that, and the kid in the Shining croaking 'redrum' and also the backwards breathy croaky thing out of Ju-On.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# so you say
but will we see the evidence?

no, no we won't
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I'll do them at the meet.
So NER.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# no use to me hen
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Well you will insist on being very far away.
Hmmm. I shall get very drunk and tell someone to remind me to call you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# YAY \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# No Can Meet
Sob
Been trying to find a way to work it, but then realsied it is my weekend to see my kids, n they come before lecherous lagering,
Sos
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Ah, maybe next time
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Fingers crossed
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Finally got round to putting a pic of myself up.
Should I advertise this?
am scared now
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# backwards croaky Ju-On thing is the most fun
especially if your flatmate is scared and has just gone to the loo where the light is controlled outside.
(sorry Sal)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# It worked much better when I had black hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# haha!
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