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# The Angora Project...
...was a project administered by the SS for breeding Angora rabbits.
The objective was to provide fur for the linings of jackets for Luftwaffe pilots.
Angora rabbits were raised in Nazi concentration camps, including Auschwitz, Buchenwald and Dachau.
Fuckers!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# hahahaha!!
is there nothing those wacky germans wouldn't imprison?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# It was just the Angorans they hated...
Belgian long-ears were safe.
Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# they didn't capture enough e
there are hundreds of wild e running all over europe now (formerly known as urop).

here's one for you: e
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# stop picking my sentences apart!!!
*slaps*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# sorry.
It's because I have no skills of my own and am in an unhealthy sexual relationship with a friedn and I need to make myself feel better by finding faults with others.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# yeah, that's right
WITH A FRIEDN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I think I mindpissed my own detractors.
does your precious edit button do that for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# are you talking to yourself now?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# to and about
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# With a friedn?
You dirty beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I once had a relationship with a Freudian
she looked great in a slip
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I hope things go well with your friedn.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# YOU'LL THIS UNHEALTHY IF YOU CARRY ON!!
*brandishes cudgel*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# *cuddles Giles Brandreth*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# that won't get you free tickets for the teddy bear museum!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# oh.
*stomps off for lunchtime clothes change*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# bye!
wear something happy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Nappy
Calls Mummy Hazel
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# it's just normal clothes.
Can't go to the canteen in scrubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# they let them here, as long as they wear white coats over them...
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# That rabbit is seriously getting his groove on.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Look at his head.
Now think of (arguably one of the best songs of the 20th Century) Skee-Lo's 'I wish'.


Totally fucking works.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Noon, Cap'n.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Nongles Spanner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# good middle-day, Cap'n.
(the rabbit wishes he could get with Leoshi, you know, she's really fine)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Oh fuck off I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# are you feeling a bit conflicted today?
perchance?
edit: more APC? Noice. Maynard is working hard on your iPod.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Fuck off I love you is just such an excellent phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# You should make greetings cards with it on.
Instant profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# there is a shop in Oxford
that sells greetings cards which almost certainly include this one. They have some ace ones, such as "Happy birthday you enormous wanker" and so on.

I had a large temptation to stop this post at "there's a shop in Oxford." True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# There's a comic shop in Oxford
That doesn't seem to understand the bleaching qualities of sunlight. Every time I walk past it I feel so bloody angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Comic showcase?
It's closed. It is now "the cous-cous cafe" or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Probably, I haven't been to Oxford
in about a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
#
He's okay. Don't fully agree with his policy on vintage comic display.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Spaced FTW
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# YAY \o/
well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# a couple with whom I am friends...
used to have a weird thing where she was our friend and he would never meet us, just drop her off and pick her up again. One time as he dropped her off they'd been arguing and she clearly said "fuck you, you cunt." as she got out the car. He said "what did you say?" and she slowly turned, and using the voice of the devil from the exorcist said...

"I said I love you."
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# i think i love her
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *hacks for a bit*
Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Carras

I can do that, and the kid in the Shining croaking 'redrum' and also the backwards breathy croaky thing out of Ju-On.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# so you say
but will we see the evidence?

no, no we won't
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I'll do them at the meet.
So NER.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# no use to me hen
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Well you will insist on being very far away.
Hmmm. I shall get very drunk and tell someone to remind me to call you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# YAY \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# No Can Meet
Sob
Been trying to find a way to work it, but then realsied it is my weekend to see my kids, n they come before lecherous lagering,
Sos
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Ah, maybe next time
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Fingers crossed
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Finally got round to putting a pic of myself up.
Should I advertise this?
am scared now
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# backwards croaky Ju-On thing is the most fun
especially if your flatmate is scared and has just gone to the loo where the light is controlled outside.
(sorry Sal)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# It worked much better when I had black hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# can someone please tell me this is an April Fools joke:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7324273.stm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# It's an April Fools joke.
I'm sorry, I think I just lied :[
*offers box of tissues and a gun*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Updated at 11.59 so would still qualify...
If it is a joke it's in particularly poor taste though...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Please god... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*kills TV*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Apparently Alexa Chung wants a Radio 4 slot.
Because she has so much to offer their listeners....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# alexa chung...
slot...


*froths at the mouth*

something about her does it for me. i'm sure you hate me now
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# She's essentially a pair of ratty skinny jeans and her boyfriend's opinions.
Pointless. Alright to look at, but still probably riddled with indie diseases.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# that's fair
but she has such a lovely face

she's just so pretty yet thick looking

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# dense, just the way you like 'em!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# She just gets to me.
I've got more charm, personality and charisma in one of my arsecheeks than she has in her entire body and do you see me on the telly? No.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# i don't want to hear her speak or any of that shit
i just want to look at her pretty face.
and do wicked things to her
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Set fire to her cervix.
I'll allow you to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# through friction?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Through a toughened glass tube with napalm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# as long as i get to come on her face
have i said too much?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# In her eye in her eye in her eye.
In both eyes. Rub it about a bit. Then set fire to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I've been on the telly
My video is still on BBC vid player
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Who is her boyfriend?
is he in a popular beat combo by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Probably.
Bet he wears hitops 'ironically'. Twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Lars Ulrich
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# That's a bit harsh, even for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Pah.
Riddims and tennis. What more could you want?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# A face that isn't on inside out?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha

/doesn't know who she is, but agrees on the Lars bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# is she the dull posh bint
that ended Popworld?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Aye. And I loved Miquita.
Miquita had sturdy legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# and can hold her drink
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# She's a good girl.
Plus she's friends with my lovely Amstell. I just want to mae him a cup of tea, nothing sexual. But I do adore him so. His spiteful little one liners make me so happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Make your own show!
It's bound to be far better than anything on telly at the moment.

Edit: Hey! You edited your post, and now mine looks completely out of context!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Which post?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Your one above mine.
www.b3ta.com/board/8240498
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Fucking where though?
Where I'm talking about SkeeLo? I didn't edit that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# If she got a slot anytime between 7.00 and 7.15pm that's fine.
My wireless switches itself off for that period of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# titty bang bang
got THREE series!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# when will they learn?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# honestly?
i think never

twats
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# The BBC should just give up on comedy
now they've got Dave to put all their good comedy shows (and Catherine Tate but one bad apple does not a rotten harvest make) on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Two Pints had SIX!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# i quite liked two pints
oh sheridan with your enormous wobbly baps
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Yeah, overwhelming desire to just plunge your head in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# both heads
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I've only got one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# sucks to be you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Yes.
Yes it is.*


*oh God pleae say it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# man, I hate those sweary chef shows
it's like, ffs, get over yourself
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ahem
"After the show's first instalment, Allen denied that some audience members walked out of the recording because they were bored"

in a different font, nawty wee bbc scamp there :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# The SS uniforms were designed by
Hugo Boss if you didn't know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
woo & yay for my first big board induced lol of the evening
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)