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# why don't you just marry him
if you love him so much?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# i think he's to young
and innocent for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# But I love you!
*clits wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Clit wrists?
Do you massage them in private?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I said it on purpose, don't worry. It's the story of the emo and the girl:
Emo: I'm so depressed.
Girl: Well why don't you cut yourself?
Emo: *clits wrists*
Girl: Typing error?
Emo: Nope, pull your pants down and come over here.
Girl: ...
Emo: *clits wrists*
Girl: Ooohhh...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# pfft
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# no dont clit your wrists
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# sshhhh, killerkitty might hear
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I'm no afeared of her
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# are they in love???
awwww :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Beatings, for sure :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# arg - I haven't had beatigs since I was 13
... I assume it doesn't mean something new and different in the modern parlance?

apparently bad means good and ill means very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Well, according to popular belief, Killerkitti and I are married somehow.
So if I was cheating on her for the Rev (this is getting more ludicrous by the second) then she would kick me lots, repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)